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Post by StokieMatt on Sept 20, 2009 19:31:41 GMT
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Post by stokie25 on Sept 20, 2009 19:35:37 GMT
And...what was it then?  |
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Post by StokieMatt on Sept 20, 2009 19:36:42 GMT
 they dont know that... unless they seen my web page |
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Sept 20, 2009 20:04:21 GMT
I think that websites sooooooooooooooooooo sad, they have actually set it up so people can tell them they have robbed a sandwhich which was their mums?
Sick Fuckers ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 21, 2009 15:45:10 GMT
"I came back from the pub after a twelve-pint session and found my wife tucking in to a lovely round of cheese on toast... And I just had to have it. I snatched it off her and broke her jaw; it was a right pisser!"
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Post by armitagestokie on Sept 21, 2009 18:42:50 GMT
went to the shop and on way back fell off mi bike. I landed on my kings mill loaf--lovely and soft,cushioned my fall---thank god it wern't fckin Hovis it would of bust mi ribs!!!!
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Sept 21, 2009 22:19:08 GMT
"I came back from the pub after a twelve-pint session and found my wife tucking in to a lovely round of cheese on toast... And I just had to have it. I snatched it off her and broke her jaw; it was a right pisser!" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by PotteringThrough on Sept 21, 2009 22:29:00 GMT
I decided to take my girlfriend for a lovely picnic in the local park. I'd made the sandwiches as a special treat for her and just before we were about to tuck i felt a strange rumbling - it was my curry from the night before. Quick as a flash i told my girlfriend I wanted a calypo and demanded she go get one before we had a sandwich, she asked why coudn't we wait? And I said I made the sandwiches so you go and get me a calypo! plus I like them more when they've melted a bit. So off she trotted. Seeing this as a good as an opportuntity I was going to get I rushed to the bushes taking the sandwiches with me. The curry burst free and was straight out in an instant - I realised it was a good day when I saw I had my lucky pants on and sure enough it was my lucky day. I used the sandwich as impromptu toilet paper and it worked a treat.
Don't forget my lucky pants though ... my girlfriend loves Nutella!
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Post by luke45 on Sept 21, 2009 22:33:27 GMT
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Sept 21, 2009 22:39:02 GMT
Now thats a proper confession Luke !!!!
;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 21, 2009 23:08:02 GMT
Luke ;D
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they dont know that...
