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Post by mumf14 on Sept 13, 2009 20:40:14 GMT
....for this country in all these foreign conflicts.?
Just imagine a platoon of British fairies stinking of whatever queers stink of ...ready to launch an attack in deepest Helmand province.
Manicured nails , posters of Boy George..and immaculately trimmed eyebrows charging across 'no mans land'...
I think we should send them in.....It might put the fear of god in them Fuzzy Wuzzy robe wearing poppy pickers...
Why not bribe them with a years supply of Bath Salts or The Scissor Sisters new Album...Eh..?
Send the buggers over... ;D
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Post by TUBESS on Sept 13, 2009 20:43:44 GMT
Whatever goes through your mind ;D
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Post by ben88 on Sept 13, 2009 20:44:21 GMT
and the award for the most homophobic comment in the history of the oatcake goes to
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mumf!, for his "wat ever queers stink of" insult.
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Sept 13, 2009 20:47:23 GMT
Im not sure but i know this.... To prepare our troops for their tour of duty in Afghanistan we need to send them to Fegg Hayes for 3 months to let them get used to what life out there is like!  |
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Post by Butters on Sept 13, 2009 22:13:32 GMT
Shouldn't laugh. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mumf14 on Sept 13, 2009 22:45:23 GMT
Just imagine if Seargeant Salopstick gave the command "CHARGE MEN...!" and in a weak effeminate voice from private Quentin Queen whispered softly... "Just a mo' sargee baby....my hairs still wet and I haven't finished moisturising...." EH...?  |
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Post by serpico on Sept 13, 2009 22:47:01 GMT
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Post by mumf14 on Sept 13, 2009 22:59:28 GMT
Marvellous stuff Serps...!
Once the first platoon of Fairies had gone 'over the top' with wet hair and eye liner...we could then send in the killer squad..
The First battalion of the Leek Lesbian 'look-a- likes'...(Short stumpy little fuckers with No1 hair cuts and tatoos on both forearms).
This would definately confuse the Fuzzy Wuzzies.....They'd surrender almost immediately..!
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Post by Northy on Sept 14, 2009 7:33:37 GMT
and woman on ships, it just ain't right! anybody been watching the series on at the moment on HMS Bulwark, they are ashore in Singapoer in a club and the blokes are dancing with each other whilst a bunch of girls sit there watching them, fooking faggots, wouldn't have happened 25 years ago, these Singapore ladies would have been star gazing by 2.00 AM |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Sept 14, 2009 8:00:59 GMT
Marvellous stuff Serps...! Once the first platoon of Fairies had gone 'over the top' with wet hair and eye liner...we could then send in the killer squad.. The First battalion of the Leek Lesbian 'look-a- likes'...(Short stumpy little fuckers with No1 hair cuts and tatoos on both forearms). This would definately confuse the Fuzzy Wuzzies.....They'd surrender almost immediately..! well sounds like a plan to me ...it always reminds me of that film wrong turn driving thru Leek....right scary lot..you don't want to break down there....tin hat at the ready..  |
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Post by Bick on Sept 14, 2009 10:06:58 GMT
Quite the stereotyping there mumf....
...I for one wouldn't chose to serve and fight, but if gay guys do, good for them.
I had a mate at uni who was gay and believe me I wouldn't start a fight with him. He was a big fucker, who could knock back countless pints, played rugby.... and fucked blokes. I was pretty much of the illusion that gay=fairies. But its not so simple
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