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Post by Arthurdollar on Sept 3, 2009 8:50:06 GMT
You don´t come here to sit and think.
You do come here to shit and stink. ;D
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Post by lew86 on Sept 3, 2009 9:28:25 GMT
Help.
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Post by skiptanbroonacari on Sept 3, 2009 9:31:21 GMT
Here I sit broken hearted
Paid a penny and only farted
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Post by stevebigsmokestoke on Sept 3, 2009 9:45:33 GMT
skip beat me to it
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Post by stevebigsmokestoke on Sept 3, 2009 9:46:59 GMT
please dont stand on the seat as the crabs in here can jump 10 feet
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Post by MUZZPERTH on Sept 3, 2009 10:04:56 GMT
various mobile numbers offering various sexual activites.
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Post by french toast on Sept 3, 2009 11:52:48 GMT
a big cut out circle and a arrow ponting to it, above the arrow are letters spelling out glory hole ;D
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Post by myleftboot on Sept 3, 2009 14:03:34 GMT
He sat in the Boothen
I knew him well
He died in the shit house
Ringing his bell
I was seeing this woman a while back in Rugby and after a huge row over her banning me from drinking and after dropping a terd off in the toilets in Rugby train station I proceeded to write on the wall of the door "for a good time call Tracey" and then put her mobile number on there ;D
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Post by tazi on Sept 3, 2009 14:17:54 GMT
For rules of toilet tennis look left
Then when you look to the left it say's
For rules of toilet tennis look right.
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Sept 3, 2009 14:40:07 GMT
I read once that a graffiti strewn wall in a toilet was painted white. Somebody divided it up into Political Beliefs, Sporting Allegiance and Sexual Preference.
The next day somebody had written under Political Beliefs "Up the Reds", under Sporting Allegiance "Up the Reds" and under Sexual Preference "Up the Reds". ;D
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Post by the cat on Sept 3, 2009 14:54:58 GMT
In the bogs at foremans bar in Nottingham there's the motorhead logo, but instead it's got Fred Wests face on it.
Written on it is "Motorfred - ace of spades"
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Post by myleftboot on Sept 3, 2009 15:14:51 GMT
In the bogs at foremans bar in Nottingham there's the motorhead logo, but instead it's got Fred Wests face on it. Written on it is "Motorfred - ace of spades" I know I shouldn't laugh but ;D |
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Post by danceswithclams on Sept 3, 2009 15:58:02 GMT
In a dodgy Sheffield boozer I saw the legend:
'PUBLIC HYGIENE'
...written in what looked like human shit.
Majestic.
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Post by skip on Sept 4, 2009 9:53:13 GMT
"THIS PUB IS A SHIT HOLE" written in foot high letters.
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Post by Adster on Sept 4, 2009 12:59:07 GMT
some come here to sit and think, some come here to hit a stink, i come here to squeeze my piles and watch the blood run down the tiles ;D
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Post by Bick on Sept 4, 2009 13:25:52 GMT
For rules of toilet tennis look left Then when you look to the left it say's For rules of toilet tennis look right. Thats awesome |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Sept 4, 2009 13:40:13 GMT
For rules of toilet tennis look left Then when you look to the left it say's For rules of toilet tennis look right. Thats awesome I actually got caught out by that one, I almost got a rally going. |
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Post by Olgrligm on Sept 4, 2009 22:38:07 GMT
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Post by buxtop on Sept 6, 2009 15:12:25 GMT
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