Tuncay Caption Competition ...

[Carrot]

;D .

[serpico]

*Paaaarrrrrrp*

[Squeekster]

No mate its deffo his towel!

[stokiepo]

"So.... you didn't fancy joining Darren Bent at Sunderland, Tuncay???"

[Beardy200]

Whitehead : "Are you pair good mates?"

Tuncay : "Nah, he's a bit of a cock to be honest"

[stokiepo]

"Ok, what about Huth. Would you???"

[*Kurt_Scfc*]

Aug 29, 2009 22:20:47 GMT Beardy200 said:

Whitehead : "Are you pair good mates?"

Tuncay : "Nah, he's a bit of a cock to be honest"

Great

[dwr17477]

Whitehead: "Do I really look like Huth?"

Tuncay: "Nah...you're definately uglier."

[pattayapotter]

"Ast they't just dropped one yoth" ;D

[besty]

Whitehead - "Any ideas why David Coulthard is sat next to you??

[Targaryen Stokie]

Aug 29, 2009 22:20:47 GMT Beardy200 said:

Whitehead : "Are you pair good mates?"

Tuncay : "Nah, he's a bit of a cock to be honest"

Brilliant! ;D

[Robo10]

Whitehead:
"Is Logic fallible? Can our existence be so warped (by some deviant entity) that we, so convincingly, accept 2+2=5? Can it really be that we put 5 because these entities make us remember a false past where we learned 2+2=5?"

Tuncay:
"Dunno about that
2 + 2 equals 4.

Of course, the symbols that we use are arbitary so if we wanted to substitute 4 and 5 and have 2 + 2 = 5 then we could do, but that is symbolic convention and not relating to some deep underlying truth.

You need to make a note that there is deductive and inductive reasoning, both loosely called 'logic' at times.

Deductive logic follows necessarily, and therefore we cannot understand what it would mean for this to be fallible as all human reasoning and understanding would fall apart without it.

For instance:
Socrates is a man
All men are mortal
Therefore Socrates is mortal

This is deductive logic as the conclusion must follow from the premises; if this is wrong then it makes all human understanding meaningless.

Inductive reasoning is not necessarily true but is based on what we have experienced in the past, e.g. the sun has always risen before therefore it will rise tomorrow morning too - very likely but not a deductive conclusion."

[adredandwhite]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition....or the Turkish one for that matter

[Squeekster]

Aug 29, 2009 22:44:03 GMT Robo10 said:

Whitehead:
"Is Logic fallible? Can our existence be so warped (by some deviant entity) that we, so convincingly, accept 2+2=5? Can it really be that we put 5 because these entities make us remember a false past where we learned 2+2=5?"

Tuncay:
"Dunno about that
2 + 2 equals 4.

Of course, the symbols that we use are arbitary so if we wanted to substitute 4 and 5 and have 2 + 2 = 5 then we could do, but that is symbolic convention and not relating to some deep underlying truth.

You need to make a note that there is deductive and inductive reasoning, both loosely called 'logic' at times.

Deductive logic follows necessarily, and therefore we cannot understand what it would mean for this to be fallible as all human reasoning and understanding would fall apart without it.

For instance:
Socrates is a man
All men are mortal
Therefore Socrates is mortal

This is deductive logic as the conclusion must follow from the premises; if this is wrong then it makes all human understanding meaningless.

Inductive reasoning is not necessarily true but is based on what we have experienced in the past, e.g. the sun has always risen before therefore it will rise tomorrow morning too - very likely but not a deductive conclusion."

Shit mate get a beer or a bum!

[Robo10]

lol

I bet most footballers think Philosophy is a study of the Mitchel brothers :-)

[jonesinamillion]

Beardy lookalike makes Stoke bench ;D

[stokief]

Naaah...don't fancy yours mate!

[Nick1984]

Aug 29, 2009 22:44:03 GMT Robo10 said:

Whitehead:
"Is Logic fallible? Can our existence be so warped (by some deviant entity) that we, so convincingly, accept 2+2=5? Can it really be that we put 5 because these entities make us remember a false past where we learned 2+2=5?"

Tuncay:
"Dunno about that
2 + 2 equals 4.

Of course, the symbols that we use are arbitary so if we wanted to substitute 4 and 5 and have 2 + 2 = 5 then we could do, but that is symbolic convention and not relating to some deep underlying truth.

You need to make a note that there is deductive and inductive reasoning, both loosely called 'logic' at times.

Deductive logic follows necessarily, and therefore we cannot understand what it would mean for this to be fallible as all human reasoning and understanding would fall apart without it.

For instance:
Socrates is a man
All men are mortal
Therefore Socrates is mortal

This is deductive logic as the conclusion must follow from the premises; if this is wrong then it makes all human understanding meaningless.

Inductive reasoning is not necessarily true but is based on what we have experienced in the past, e.g. the sun has always risen before therefore it will rise tomorrow morning too - very likely but not a deductive conclusion."

;D

[t19er9]

"not sure I made the right move afterall" (after dozing off at the utter bore )

[One-Two]

Dean: Do you think they'll find out?
Tuncay: Nah, who'd suspect I'm Davesviews?

[Dannyboy]

tuncay: fuk me he has got a lot of whiteheads

[AstroTom]

Tuncay: "I got leather eyes, me!"

[Ron Jeremy]

Aug 29, 2009 23:34:00 GMT t19er9 said:

"not sure I made the right move afterall" (after dozing off at the utter bore )

Whitehead: 'Did Hull really offer you 6 Mil?'

Tuncay: 'Yeah, only after they found Pulis put a bid in for me, thats all they seem to do, Brown is like Pulis's Shadow. I would'nt want go their anyway'

Whitehead: 'Would any please after that knobhead Brown sat his players down on the pitch at half time for a bollocking?'

Tuncay: 'Nope, thats why they can only sign that shit player you had, what was his name? Ollyfinjasapan?'

Whitehead: 'Yeah that was him, what a crock of shit he was'

[Batfink]

Tayters... what is tayters?

[henryalmond]

No mate i fucking hate kebabs

[Carrot]

Tuncay: (in his best Turkish accent ) "Hey Dean, whata are these a 'oatcakes' I keep hearing about? A cake...of oats... what the fook?"

Whitehead: "I dunno mate, it seems like it's some kind of local delicacy round these parts. Sounds a bit dodgy though to be honest"

Tuncay: "Ahhh fook it then man, I'll a stick to me kebabs"

;D .

[DannyStokie]

Whitehead: can you lend me a fiver buddy?

Tuncay: nah, fuck off.

[t19er9]

Aug 29, 2009 23:54:51 GMT Ron Jeremy said:

Aug 29, 2009 23:34:00 GMT t19er9 said:

"not sure I made the right move afterall" (after dozing off at the utter bore )

Whitehead: 'Did Hull really offer you 6 Mil?'

Tuncay: 'Yeah, only after they found Pulis put a bid in for me, thats all they seem to do, Brown is like Pulis's Shadow. I would'nt want go their anyway'

Whitehead: 'Would any please after that knobhead Brown sat his players down on the pitch at half time for a bollocking?'

Tuncay: 'Nope, thats why they can only sign that shit player you had, what was his name? Ollyfinjasapan?'

Whitehead: 'Yeah that was him, what a crock of shit he was'

must try harder!

[DannyStokie]

Aug 30, 2009 0:33:51 GMT t19er9 said:

Aug 29, 2009 23:54:51 GMT Ron Jeremy said:

Whitehead: 'Did Hull really offer you 6 Mil?'

Tuncay: 'Yeah, only after they found Pulis put a bid in for me, thats all they seem to do, Brown is like Pulis's Shadow. I would'nt want go their anyway'

Whitehead: 'Would any please after that knobhead Brown sat his players down on the pitch at half time for a bollocking?'

Tuncay: 'Nope, thats why they can only sign that shit player you had, what was his name? Ollyfinjasapan?'

Whitehead: 'Yeah that was him, what a crock of shit he was'

must try harder!

how is oliinpyjamas getting along?

[OldStokie]

Whitehead: Are you going to tell him he's big, ugly, miserable German bastard?

Tuncay: Nah. You do it.