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Post by Trouserdog on Aug 28, 2009 22:58:06 GMT
HOT1. Pretending to be Turkish by wearing vests, sleezily patting women on the arse and being a bit greasy 2. Speaking German ("Mein Bruder ist das Rathaus" "Ja?" "Ja. Und mein vater ist das Bahnhof") from a central defensive position. 3. Having legendary boxers popping into the ground for their teas. 4. Nicking all of Sunderland's good players and then making them even better. 5. Watching the Europa League draw on TV and shouting "SK Tirana???Next season we'll be coming to kick your arses you Albanian freaks" 6. Arrogantly swatting aside (  ) lower league rubbish in the fizzy pop cup. Ha ha ha, you deluded league one fools, eat my ginger, premirship 35 yard rocket. NOT 1. Championship plodders playing on the left wing 2. Having nightmares about being knocked out of the cup by Vale, and waking up in a pool of terrified piss. 3. Nicking Sunderland's rubbish players and then saying "oh shit...they're really rubbish" 4. Message boards crashing because someone saw a bloke who looks like Kenwyn Jones driving on the A500
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Post by salopstick on Aug 28, 2009 23:02:23 GMT
trouser dog you are my hero
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Post by One-Two on Aug 28, 2009 23:03:28 GMT
;D
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Post by monkhousestokie on Aug 28, 2009 23:03:58 GMT
Marvellous!!
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Post by bigb35 on Aug 28, 2009 23:04:23 GMT
That about sums it up (:
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Post by onebollockbarry on Aug 28, 2009 23:05:12 GMT
Brilliant
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Post by dwr17477 on Aug 28, 2009 23:06:37 GMT
;D ;D ;D
Number 4.) of the NOT is the funniest.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 28, 2009 23:08:27 GMT
I fucking love being a Stokie. ;D
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Post by Block 26 on Aug 28, 2009 23:08:37 GMT
;D ;D Classic.
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Post by Block 26 on Aug 28, 2009 23:09:17 GMT
HOT1. Pretending to be Turkish by wearing vests, sleezily patting women on the arse and being a bit greasy Pissed mesen at that! ;D ;D |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 28, 2009 23:10:45 GMT
Yeah but I do Number 1 most of the time anyway, so the novelty factor's not really there for me.  "You wanna kebab? I give you extra doner, I give you chili but you too hot already. Ehhhhh!" |
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Post by craigscfc on Aug 28, 2009 23:12:54 GMT
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Post by Squeekster on Aug 28, 2009 23:13:53 GMT
HOT1. Pretending to be Turkish by wearing vests, sleezily patting women on the arse and being a bit greasy Pissed mesen at that! ;D ;D Can i really get away with that without a copper knocking on the door? |
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Aug 29, 2009 1:29:19 GMT
we'll all be wearing leather shorts and slapping our knees, while walking to the ground eating kebabs soon. can't wait. I like leather, I mean, kebabs.  |
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Post by tbag on Aug 29, 2009 8:53:29 GMT
thats a pisser classic  |
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Post by OldStokie on Aug 29, 2009 9:16:34 GMT
Sentnull headlines: Patient escapes from green van at Normacot kebab house. Police have asked the public to look out for a funny individual wearing a red and white striped straight-jacket. Do NOT approach this man...he is a real lunatic who talks Oatcake gibberish.  (Nice one, trousers. ) OS. |
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) lower league rubbish in the fizzy pop cup. Ha ha ha, you deluded league one fools, eat my ginger, premirship 35 yard rocket.
