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Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 6, 2009 15:28:13 GMT
Where is the most unusual place you have had a dump. ;D
In a blokes working boots on Shelton Bar. He was a Welsh sheepshagging Cardiff cunt fan. All he talked about was ¨We Run these and we run them¨
It was a Monday morning and i had been on the Currie, Guinness, Cider you name it, the night before in fact i had been on it all weekend.
I sneaked in their Cabin the Woolybacks used and transported my weekends finest into his right boot. He and his oppo´s had been back to see their Barbraaaa´s all weekend.
Me and my mates sat about 30yds away just outside the Sheds when we heard this almighty scream....Dirty fackin English Bastards...Some cunts shit in my boot...... followed by a mass exodus of taffys fleeing the scene spewing and honking all over the place.......Fuckin Classic. ;D
To top that my mate twatted him on the last day of the contract. Happy days. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Meggsy on Jul 6, 2009 15:41:42 GMT
;D ;D Through a mates letterbox one night- it was funny at the time and I made me sen a fiver. Oh the good ode days
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Post by jacksscfc on Jul 6, 2009 16:00:38 GMT
Five of us shit in someones moterbike helmet once when I was working on the Mitch. He was a horrible arse licking grassing twat, who was so far up the managers arse his cock tickled his tonsills. Got what he deserved it was a pisser when he came into the office holding his helmet and it was still steaming... "Someones shit in me helmet Steve" he said to the boss who said "what do you want me to do take DNA off everyone"? I do believe in Karma lol.
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Post by NassauDave on Jul 6, 2009 18:05:06 GMT
;D ;D Through a mates letterbox one night- it was funny at the time and I made me sen a fiver. Oh the good ode days I tried that once. It was a bastard as the letterbox was at the top end of the door. Maybe if I had done a handstand first ???
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