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Post by vestanpance on May 14, 2009 12:47:24 GMT
And now for something a bit different;
Please put in here your favourite footballing phrases, and what they actually mean.
e.g.
"I'm looking for a club that is capable of matching my ambition"
actually means
"I'm looking for a club that will pay me what i want"
or:
"I want to help this club get back to where it deserves to be"
means
"Nobody in the Premier league would touch me with a fucking bargepole"
Will there be a prize for the winner? I think so not
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2009 12:51:41 GMT
"I'm looking for a club where i can play regular first team football"
actually means
"I'll go anywhere that will have me because my current team rate me about as highly as the NSPCC rate Gary glitter, honestly your local under 15's side will do..go on gis a job"
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2009 12:52:39 GMT
“Hull are the biggest club I’ve ever played for in my career” Bullard
Translates as
“Hull are the club who have paid me the most money ever in my career. I can see past the fact the Phil Brown is a cunt for 50k a week, that’s not a problem. I’m going to be injured for 18 months soon anyway so I couldn’t give a flying fuck either way. Happy days”
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Post by ihaveadream on May 14, 2009 12:53:30 GMT
"The lads worked aaarrrdddd."
Stoke never looked like scoring at any point in the game hence the 0-0 scoreline
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Post by RAF on May 14, 2009 12:55:18 GMT
'I didn't see what happened' -Wenger
translated-
' I saw my defender disgracefully hack down their player, but I choose not to comment on it as I'm a moaning cockwipe with double standards'
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Post by vestanpance on May 14, 2009 12:57:35 GMT
"There's still two games to play and as far as i'm concerned, everything is still to play for"
"We're fucked."[/i]
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2009 13:00:22 GMT
“at the murrrrment”
“at the moment”
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Post by sovietonion on May 14, 2009 13:01:52 GMT
'And it's a massive uncultured punt upfield from the Stoke defence hoping Fuller might catch it'
Translates as
'What a clever 60 yard pass from the Arsenal rearguard to tee up Walcott'
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2009 13:05:37 GMT
“What happens in the changing rooms, stays in the changing rooms” All players except Hull players
“What happens on the pitch at half time is apparent for every fucker else to see. What a way to lose the dressing room. As if things aren’t difficult enough. The daft cunt then invites us all to a day out at the races and wonders why we all said no? Prick.” Hull players
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Post by sovietonion on May 14, 2009 13:05:44 GMT
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Post by sheikhmomo on May 14, 2009 13:06:29 GMT
'Stoke fans are so one eyed' - Hodgson
translated
'I'm doing a cracking job here and these metroplolitan, metro sexual, prawn eating bastards still don't make any noise"
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Post by vestanpance on May 14, 2009 13:08:16 GMT
Mark Lawrenson "I'm not one to brag, but I always thought Sturke were the most likely team to stay up"
"I STILL have them on less than 20 points in my Premiership predictions thing on the BBC, but because they are staying up i'll make a ridiculous claim and hope noone notices, in the vain hope it might give me some kudos."
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Post by lew86 on May 14, 2009 13:33:43 GMT
"Stoke are a big physical side that take advantage of their long throws. West Brom are in the Premiership."
Means
"I haven't got a fucking clue anything outside the top 4."
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Post by wembley4372 on May 14, 2009 13:39:29 GMT
We knew we were in for a battle and we had to be prepared for that.
I f***ing hate playing Stoke and being interviewed when we lose.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2009 13:43:30 GMT
Allardyce:
"It's a great league, but I want to be in the Premier League because it is where I think I belong. But if it happens over the next games [that Blackburn get relegated], then so be it and I will deal with it."
actually means:
"Shearer's promised me a nice big brown envelope to help them stay up"
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Post by staffordstokie999 on May 14, 2009 13:50:07 GMT
"Phil Brown wasn't happy with the performance"
means
"I wasn't happy with the performance"
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Post by viiistokieviii on May 14, 2009 14:29:45 GMT
"Phil Brown is a wanker"
means...
...oh its still the same
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Post by Irish Stokie on May 14, 2009 14:43:24 GMT
"We just arent getting much luck in the final 3rd" Mowbray
means
"Our players couldnt hit a cow's arse with a banjo"
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Post by wembley4372 on May 14, 2009 15:02:14 GMT
"We just arent getting much luck in the final 3rd" Mowbray means "Our players couldnt hit a cow's arse with a banjo" Best one so far  |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on May 14, 2009 15:08:27 GMT
"Stoke were lucky to get the points today, you cretins" actually means "Stoke showed all the fighting qualities you could wish for and got the reward they deserved - but you won't hear me saying that" - fromafar. ;D
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Post by shiny nosehair on May 14, 2009 15:20:54 GMT
Interviewer " You must be delighted with your goal today,after a spell on the sidelines you've got your team 3 vital points ! "
Player " Yea, well, you know, the lads all worked hard today, we knew what the gaffer wanted and the lads gave 110%, I'm just chuffed for the club and the fans"
translation " the fuckin boss is a tosser, I'd love to see the fucker leave me on the bench next week ! "
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