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Post by vestanpance on May 13, 2009 11:51:36 GMT
Dip your bread. Usual prizes apply.
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Post by Beardy200 on May 13, 2009 11:54:50 GMT
"Jan Molby's weight gain after retirement was practically inevitable"
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Post by PerCyfilth ....Captains Log on May 13, 2009 11:55:43 GMT
Workman: Fucking Hell thats the ugliest thing ive ever seen...and the fuckin chinese lions no better.
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Post by grayscfc on May 13, 2009 11:56:03 GMT
"i feel so dirty, why did she rape ME?" says the old scruffy boy.
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Post by RAF on May 13, 2009 11:56:45 GMT
Sarah4Liverpool finds love at last with third choice team.
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Post by vestanpance on May 13, 2009 11:57:18 GMT
"Carlsberg don't make ugly, fat, ridiculously titted skanks........."
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Post by Davef on May 13, 2009 11:57:19 GMT
Carlsberg don't do fat ugly women...
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Post by Davef on May 13, 2009 11:57:40 GMT
;D
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Post by vestanpance on May 13, 2009 11:58:04 GMT
Davef, Great minds think alike. As do retarded ones, it appears......
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Post by stoneyred on May 13, 2009 12:03:28 GMT
benitez decides to go with 2 up front
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Post by Somebody_Told_Me on May 13, 2009 12:06:30 GMT
Dragon
"Fucking daffodils for me dinner again, I f**king hate daffodils."
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Post by Beardy200 on May 13, 2009 12:09:20 GMT
I wandered lonely as a pile of poo That floats on high o'er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a statue, Holding some dieing daffodils; Beside the road, hear an old man wheeze, While his BO wafts upon the breeze. Continuous as a gravy train, and twinkle like a Cornetto, I travelled in my meandering way along the way to Netto: Ten thousand hoodies at a glance, tossing their cocks in sprightly dance. You get the idea
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2009 12:11:28 GMT
Steptoe and Scum
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Post by alfhart on May 13, 2009 12:13:30 GMT
Workman says 'thats whos nicking the practice balls from anfield'
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Post by Dr Oetcake on May 13, 2009 12:23:15 GMT
Nanny State goes too far with legislation introducing airbags for pedestrians...
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Post by spartanstokie on May 13, 2009 12:26:18 GMT
razor ruddock goes out to meet the people
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Post by scfc75 on May 13, 2009 12:26:47 GMT
Liverpool supporting scutter with huge tits walks through Manchester past an old geezer and Chinese statue.
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Post by wrighter on May 13, 2009 13:42:07 GMT
The recently crowned "Miss Liverpool" out shopping.
God, she is FU*KING UGLY !!!!!!!!
My ex Ma-in-law was a "goddess" compared to that munter
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Post by kieranscfc on May 13, 2009 14:51:26 GMT
wanted! for the steeling of two hamocks and a shed load of pies!
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Post by burberrybassist on May 13, 2009 14:57:34 GMT
The other guys at Anfield didn't think much of Gerrard's new missus..
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2009 15:25:39 GMT
Kerry Katona was pleased to find how snugly her new Liverpool top fitted
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