After reading that song earlier i decided to have a crack of my own.
Yes i am very bored ;D
Sing along
Why this guy is diplomatic
He’s pragmatic
He’s asmatic
Why it’s Rich Cresswell (Rich Cresswell)
We’ll get some anabolic steroids and some amphetamines oh yeah
(Keep talking, whoa keep talking)
Juice him up on cocaine, he’ll go like a train oh yeah
(We’ll get the money, we’ll all chip-in the money)
With his pedal to the floor, he will get round the back door,
When he puts in a shift he won’t be getting any shit
Wired Cresswell
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go…..aaarn Cresser, tear him a new ass-hole,
(Go Cresser, drugged-up Cresser)
Go…..aaarn Cresser, get and score another goal
(Go Cresser, fucked-up Cresser)
You're in all our dreams, all the blokes and chicks’ll cream for Rich Cresswell, Cresswell,
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
They’ll all wanna sign him, north to the south oh yeah
(Keep talking, whoa keep talking)
Red, wide pupils and frothing at the mouth oh yeah
(I’d love to see it, we’d all just love to see it)
In his red and white socks, we could all get off our rocks
You know that we ain’t braggin, he’s a real pussy wagon
Wired Cresswell
Go…..aaarn Cresser, tear him a new ass-hole,
(Go Cresser, drugged-up Cresser)
Go…..aaarn Cresser, get and score another goal
(Go Cresser, fucked-up Cresser)
You are our supreme, the chicks’ll all cream for Rich Cresswell
Cresswell, Cresswell, Cresswell ………………….
Sorry
