What would you do to Stoke if you....

[a]

had 1 billion pounds?

[boothenendboy]

buy them and get them to the top.

[lurcherman]

Leave ;D

[wembleyofthenorth]

buy vale, Bulldoze vale park.fill the corners in with the rubble from vale park.

Gold plate pottermus.

sign an awesome team with three world class strikers and then spend whatever is left bribing pulis to play one of them instead of sidibie.

[Deleted]

Buy stoke

Improve surrounding areas massively

Lots of lots of PR, turn stoke into a massive team, and turn the brit into the wembley of the north, possibly rebuild on the old vic site.

easy!

[powchirper]

wembleyofthenorth said:

buy vale, Bulldoze Fail park.fill the corners in with the rubble from Fail park.

Gold plate pottermus.

sign an awesome team with three world class strikers and then spend whatever is left bribing pulis to play one of them instead of sidibie.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
pisser

[Pretty Little Boother]

Put it all on red and hope for the best.

[nickstokefc]

buy the land the Victoria ground was on,then all the houses around it,
build a new Victoria ground just the way it was,but twice has big,
re-open the Victoria pub and the old supporters club,and give free ale to all who had a season ticket,
get things back to how they were

[Pretty Little Boother]

I like yours best so far, Nick.

[LL Cool Dave]

Build a ground with extending and shrinking rows of seats, dependant on footfall, so that the ground is always full.

[Pretty Little Boother]

Buy a load of footballs with little motors inside which means that you can control them remotely from the stand.

[JoeStoke]

bet it all on stoke to beat West Brom the next time they played! and then invest the money into Stoke!!!

[dadofsam]

Beak it

[visunitafortior]

boother said:

Put it all on red and hope for the best.

i did that down my local casino, worked a treat!! i think shouting goarrn stoke helped me win every time.

[sonofbanks]

Christ, could you imagine what the old Boothen end would look like if it was full..... but twice the size kniell it would be amazing.

[GRUMPY 1]

But it would be all seating wouldn't it?

[nickstokefc]

why the fuck did you spoil the thought,,

have some smite

[frankie]

get a bigger ground buy top quality players and GET RID OF PERICARD!!!!

[nickstokefc]

he could be fullers boot cleaner

[frankie]

if he can manage to do it without falling over

[tijuanabrass]

Buy Ronaldo and make him sit on the bench every week.
;D

[mcarkwright]

buy the old vic , compolsery buy all houses up to campell road for vale plus 15k so no one losses out then build new 40.000 all seated stadium with roof and standing for 1000 fans behind each goals it would add to atmosphere and take football back where it should have stayed. might be warmer as well.

[expectedtoulouse]

Add another tier onto the Seddon Stand. Create Standing Only in the first 25 rows of the Boothen End, and add 2 huge extra tiers on top. Create standing a standing area behind the other goal. Add another tier onto the away end and put the away fans in one of the top corners. Clean up the brit. Refurb all the boxes to a super luxury standard. Refurb all the concourses. Build a load of pubs round the brit. Build a world class team.
Buy fail park and knock it down.

[Travis]

I'd buy out coates with a tenner and a run down betting agency.

Then i'd fill in the corners of the brit and give Pulis 10 mil to get us promoted.

Then another 80 mil to get us into the uefa places and another 100 after that for UCL challenging

[FrostySCFC]

wembleyofthenorth said:

buy vale, Bulldoze Fail park.fill the corners in with the rubble from Fail park.

Gold plate pottermus.

sign an awesome team with three world class strikers and then spend whatever is left bribing pulis to play one of them instead of sidibie.

;D ;D ;D

[sheikh al dubai bin stokie]

Buy the current vale squad and supplement them with 'stars' from the past like Ray Walker, Martin Folye, Neil Aspin, Mark Grew etc

employ them as cleaners, shit shovellers, etc

feed them gruel... keep them in a cage

and with the remaining 9,999,999,999.99 id make Stokeland - a stoke based themepark with various zones such as ;

80's Land - get hammered on Thunderbird and go to The Place, shag some ropey bird and get into a fight etc

[Stick It On Cort's Head]

by the club for 20 million. spend 10 million on players.

Spend the rest on myself., Cars, holidays, jets, yachts , mansions

I would probably buy fail aswell, spend a bit on them to keep them afloat, i like to see the CLUB do well, although some of the fans are prats..

[albanianstokie]

Buy the club, retain Coates as chairman (as I know nothing about running a football club and he, presumably does!), hire Capello as manager. New 60,000 seat stadium named the New Victoria Ground, modelled on the old one.

Sign as many Brazillian internationals as I can lay my grumby hands on and watch the good times roll!!!!

[bettyswallocks]

You can not be the owner of 2 football league clubs at any one time so fail is out of the question fellas.
Buy the land where the vic used to be and get the new vic built, terracing at the bottom and seated for another 2/3 levels. Invest money into local development of players and keep home grown talent at the club. This before spending 100mil to take us up and keep us up.
Oh id keep the bloody place clean aswell

[onemanbang]

id buy stafford fc regenerate everything within the club buy an new ground flush as much money into the club possible and become a savour to stafford fans bringing them through the league.


I'd give TP 10 mill and say thats strictly for transfers and wages....... see my stafford outfit become the richest club in the world and say to coates this is how you run a football club

If stoke still see to be struggling id sell stafford then buy my beloved club and take us to the big time