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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Feb 4, 2008 10:34:16 GMT
Now as I said in a previous thread, I dont rim Pulis , but if we got promoted I would use his shit as toothpaste.
Now we are doing really well I need to get some idea of how to obtain his shit (im a man of my word)
Any ideas would help. (and I would really work it into my gums if we won the league)
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Post by stokiemac on Feb 4, 2008 10:35:27 GMT
ask nicely?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 4, 2008 10:36:10 GMT
I shouldn't think it would be too hard, I hear he writes his number on toilet cubicles and he's into that kinky coprophilic stuff.*  *Allegedly. |
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Feb 4, 2008 10:36:38 GMT
ask debs |
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Feb 4, 2008 10:37:11 GMT
" Ah good morning Mr Pulis, please can you shit on this toothbrush for me because I really appreciate what you have done for us at Stoke" .......would he think im crazy though mate?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 4, 2008 10:43:10 GMT
"Certainly Brian, but I must warn you that I've been eating a lot of meat lately and my shit will probably be really 'aaaarrrrd."
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Feb 4, 2008 10:54:33 GMT
i dont care if its got rotting sweetcorn and blood clots in it, as long as we get promoted im happy.
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Feb 4, 2008 15:31:01 GMT
oooppp ya go! (need this shit sorting out....literally!)
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Post by stokeny on Feb 4, 2008 16:19:08 GMT
Brian please hand over your shoe laces and have someone remove all sharp objects from your cell room.
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Feb 4, 2008 16:22:10 GMT
Brian please hand over your shoe laces and have someone remove all sharp objects from your cell room. Cant take my laces out, im wearing a straight jacket! |
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Post by stokeny on Feb 4, 2008 16:24:35 GMT
Do you have a sore nose?
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Feb 4, 2008 16:28:09 GMT
Yes.....from typing with the damn thing! |
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Mar 17, 2008 14:48:12 GMT
Come on guys, I need your help on this, WE ARE GONNA GET PROMOTED!!!!!!!!!! Like i said before, i'll work it into my gums
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Post by mumf14 on Mar 17, 2008 14:51:42 GMT
I'd have a hystericalrectumy for charity in Burtons window with Dr Mengele Moorlander in charge of the operation...!!
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Post by crowey on Mar 17, 2008 14:52:08 GMT
I can't imagine anyone would hold you to it when we get promoted
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Mar 17, 2008 14:58:26 GMT
I sure some sicko would.......
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2008 15:32:18 GMT
hide in his u-bend?
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Post by lurcherman on Mar 17, 2008 19:38:50 GMT
There might be a trace on the end of Mama's dick ;D
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