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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 27, 2009 11:12:15 GMT
I have over doing the Beer, spuds and bread for a while now and my Bitch of a Mrs has booked me into the local Gym for a fortnight. Its like being put in a loony Asylum. I could bob it like School or should i just go and observe the local Gash that frequents the place and then wank my self silly, they say it rids you of 1000s of cals.
Advice please. ???
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2009 11:14:52 GMT
Get yourself down the gym ya lazy get.
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 27, 2009 11:16:57 GMT
Get a new Mrs.
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Post by lew86 on Apr 27, 2009 11:17:33 GMT
Just go on the Mens health thread mate.
Alternatively, go, see what you think vary your workouts rather than treadmills and crosstrainers, If they have it, spend 20 mins- half an hour smashing a punch bag or the equivalent (not you're missus) its very good cardio and good to vent some frustration.
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 27, 2009 11:23:16 GMT
Fuck all that shit.
Just skip a few meals for god's sake.
All you fat bastards who start sweating and palpatating just because it's half 1 and you haven't eaten yet need to take a good hard look in the mirror and give yourselves a bloody good shake.
Never been the gym, eat nothing but shit, rarely excercise, and i'm still thin as a rake.
For fuck's sake kids ..... just say no ;D
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Post by bettyswallocks on Apr 27, 2009 11:30:28 GMT
Love going the gym, Full of students and the birds make it (hard) for me to move off a machine at times ;D Good 40 mins of cycling, 15 running, 15 xtrainer, 10 rowing and a good session in the weight room after followed by half an hour of swimming.. It is great having no other major commitments  |
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 27, 2009 11:47:37 GMT
Love going the gym, Full of students and the birds make it (hard) for me to move off a machine at times ;D Good 40 mins of cycling, 15 running, 15 xtrainer, 10 rowing and a good session in the weight room after followed by half an hour of swimming.. It is great having no other major commitments Add up all the time that you spend at the gym, then subtract the extra time you 'believe' you will live for as you're so healthy and you'll see there's a nett gain of zero in time and a nett loss of about £500 a year. I'll give it a miss thanks. Just book her in for cellulite removal, anti-nagging and impulse shoe-buying classes and i'm sure she'll be willing to compromise  |
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Post by french toast on Apr 27, 2009 11:50:13 GMT
the cheeky bitch, if i was you id contract monkey aids (rhodesy has them) and spread them to her, the bitch
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Post by bettyswallocks on Apr 27, 2009 11:53:20 GMT
My gym is £120.00 for 12 months which makes that £10.00 a month and £2.50 a week for unlimited access to the gym, swimming pool and weights rooms plus free use of the sports facilities and equipment.
Never mind being healthy im a 20 year old student who weighs a good 16 stone and have got a slight beer gut, So I need to lose that as I dont want to grow old being a fat Cnut not being able to play football 3 times a week.
I really enjoy it at the gym and go with the lads, it's a good bloody laugh.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 27, 2009 12:36:34 GMT
Just got back, well fucked. I saw two owd tarts sweating like a couple of owd sows and stinking like Grimsby i had to move away. Thank God they fucked off. On my way home i saw the the owd trouts going in McDonalds.  ;D |
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