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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 19, 2009 21:30:57 GMT
Dust ere i borrowed me mates Swimming trucks last week and i got up the the next day with all this green puss coming out the end of my todger. Can any one help me please. And it tastes horrible. according to Ma Lady. ;D
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Post by stokiematt on Apr 19, 2009 21:36:14 GMT
fire
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Post by crimesy on Apr 19, 2009 22:42:45 GMT
"GONORRHEA!" ;D For anyone who's seen Lee Evans.
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Apr 19, 2009 22:50:46 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Jesus christ! Im sat here in hysterics with tears running down me cheeks reading these threads! Superb! ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 19, 2009 22:50:51 GMT
Dip your hampton wick in a bowl of bleach and then go at it with a blow-torch!
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Post by crimesy on Apr 19, 2009 22:53:43 GMT
"borrowed me mates Swimming Trunks" - Yeh right. ;D
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 20, 2009 10:44:10 GMT
I hope this happened AFTER we shook hands the tother week mate.
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Post by robdog on Apr 20, 2009 10:47:16 GMT
fraid youve got That AIDS
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Post by ManderBeast on Apr 20, 2009 11:42:54 GMT
"GONORRHEA!" ;D For anyone who's seen Lee Evans. "HERRRRPES!!!"
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 20, 2009 11:44:34 GMT
Chop your hampton off and frame it under "the one that got away" ;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 20, 2009 12:03:08 GMT
Just so long as you don't take a pic of said hampton and put it up here, we care but there are limits... ;D
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Post by crimesy on Apr 20, 2009 12:12:56 GMT
"GONORRHEA!" ;D For anyone who's seen Lee Evans. "HERRRRPES!!!" ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 20, 2009 12:15:10 GMT
I hope this happened AFTER we shook hands the tother week mate. I remember now you Bastard i shook your hand when you bought me a PINT for the first time ever. I knew there was summit sinister.
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Apr 20, 2009 22:40:32 GMT
borrowed your mate's sluuty girlfriend more like !
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Post by KevinWhimper on Apr 20, 2009 22:45:45 GMT
"MAKE SURE YOU CALL SIFILIS IN AS WELL"
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