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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 12:33:32 GMT
Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 18, 2009 12:33:32 GMT
I caught them off a bog seat years ago and i think i have caught them again, how do you get rid.....HELP. ??? Someone suggested sitting on the bog and when they go down for a drink jump up and fuck off.  Suggestions Please. |
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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 13:06:21 GMT
Post by bettyswallocks on Apr 18, 2009 13:06:21 GMT
 [glow=red,2,300]You will have to catch them owd[/glow] |
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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 13:14:45 GMT
Post by salopstick on Apr 18, 2009 13:14:45 GMT
just get some special shampoo from a chemist - or that stuff for chicken pox
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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 14:01:05 GMT
Post by rocket88 on Apr 18, 2009 14:01:05 GMT
Wire brush & Dettol, never fails.  ;D |
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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 14:24:12 GMT
Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 18, 2009 14:24:12 GMT
Get AIDS, then when they bite you, they'll get AIDS as well and eventually die of it.
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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 14:31:22 GMT
Post by salopstick on Apr 18, 2009 14:31:22 GMT
Get AIDS, then when they bite you, they'll get AIDS as well and eventually die of it. and there says the voice of experience |
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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 17:38:40 GMT
Post by powchirper on Apr 18, 2009 17:38:40 GMT
Smother yer sen in high octane petrol.......light a match.......kerboooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.......no more crabs...................simples.
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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 20:01:02 GMT
Post by Northy on Apr 18, 2009 20:01:02 GMT
I caught them off a bog seat years ago and i think i have caught them again, how do you get rid.....HELP. ??? Someone suggested sitting on the bog and when they go down for a drink jump up and fuck off. Suggestions Please. caught them off a bog seat ;D a visit to the chemists I think A common misbelief is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats. However - you have stayed anywhere manky recently ? Crabs - also known as pubic lice - can be spread by sex play and other intimate or close contact. They're also spread by contact with infected bedding, clothing, upholstered furniture |
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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 20:05:50 GMT
Post by powchirper on Apr 18, 2009 20:05:50 GMT
After reading Northwich's reply i'm wondering what Arthur's been up to, or been up. |
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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 20:29:10 GMT
Post by elystokie on Apr 18, 2009 20:29:10 GMT
shave everything off
No hair - no crabs
simples
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CRABS.
Apr 18, 2009 21:39:18 GMT
Post by Blackpoolstokie on Apr 18, 2009 21:39:18 GMT
crabs live in hair folicales not just hair, shaving everything off will not help!
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CRABS.
Apr 19, 2009 0:32:44 GMT
Post by premierpotters08 on Apr 19, 2009 0:32:44 GMT
goarnn shave it off
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CRABS.
Apr 19, 2009 9:26:56 GMT
Post by harrysburrow on Apr 19, 2009 9:26:56 GMT
Saw this written on the inside of a bog door once:
I know you'll think it's quite a feat,
the crabs in here can jump 6 feet.
And even though that's rather high
just go next door the buggers fly!
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CRABS.
Apr 19, 2009 9:32:44 GMT
Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 19, 2009 9:32:44 GMT
I have solved it a i rubbed sugar around my bollocks last night and there where a pile of toothless craps in my bed this morning.
The sugar must have rotted their teeth. ;D
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CRABS.
Apr 19, 2009 12:11:31 GMT
Post by myleftboot on Apr 19, 2009 12:11:31 GMT
Aftershave.
It may not get rid of them but I promise you will forget they are there for ten minutes or more ;D
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CRABS.
Apr 19, 2009 18:39:20 GMT
Post by Northy on Apr 19, 2009 18:39:20 GMT
crabs live in hair folicales not just hair, shaving everything off will not help! is that known from experience |
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