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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 14, 2009 9:23:48 GMT
I was having my much loved Sunday morning doss in bed . After a night of Beer and Kebabs. It must have been just after 9am and here we go. Knock Knock Knock what the fuck, i thought it was the Police at the door. I peered through the bedroom window and there they are, a bloke and a bint briefcase and watchtower in tow. My dog was going mad he hates the Bastards. I know methinks let the dog out the back and see what happens. So i shouted out of the window, can i help you i will be down in a minute to be greeted with a couple of nice smiles. ;D
I shot down the stairs and let Butch out of the back door but before i could get to the front he was chasing the poor fuckers up the road. ;D He was hanging on to the blokes jacket. I opened the front door and the religous my arse Jo-Jo was pleading call your ¨fucking dog¨of the bastard is biting me. I shouted OK but get my address off your list in future twatty. ;D
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Post by stokie25 on Apr 14, 2009 9:40:04 GMT
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 14, 2009 9:44:50 GMT
I always answer the door bollock naked to them with devil stars all over me. I find it works wonders ;D
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 14, 2009 9:56:11 GMT
It's easy .... just tell them you're Jewish and they lose interest very very quickly  |
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Post by robdog on Apr 14, 2009 10:47:42 GMT
just ask to be added to their 'do not call' list
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Post by crimesy on Apr 14, 2009 12:10:48 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by TheBeautifulGame on Apr 14, 2009 12:17:01 GMT
The easiest method is to grab yourself one of these -  Decorate it a little and you have a Blue Peter style skullcap, answer the door wearing it and they soon leave. |
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 14, 2009 15:54:55 GMT
Invite them in and demand your brown wings ;D
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