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Post by Big J on Apr 12, 2009 23:17:36 GMT
'Thats why your going down'
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Post by ted1965 on Apr 12, 2009 23:19:17 GMT
This way to the Messiah scrapheap.
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Apr 12, 2009 23:27:31 GMT
Swansea is that way
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Post by Carrot on Apr 12, 2009 23:31:27 GMT
"would you kindly spit your gum out over there please Mr. Messiah?"
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Post by voodooray1863 on Apr 12, 2009 23:31:51 GMT
they dont call it the bear pit for nowt, you geordie wife beating prick i'll bear knuckle ya over there in the middle!!!
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Post by stokiekey on Apr 12, 2009 23:37:43 GMT
"Oi, Alan, no shitting on the pitch"
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Post by scfc75 on Apr 12, 2009 23:40:58 GMT
TP: "Yes Alan, you can still have Cressy next season on loan" AS: "Well if he gets fookin injad, tha dee-als off canny lad"
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Post by ted1965 on Apr 12, 2009 23:49:41 GMT
TP listen Shearer when you get back to the day job on match of the day tell that pansy Lawenson Abdy’s is popping in at the end of the season for a little chat iun a small room about his predictions.
AS what you saying Tony, you don’t think I can keep them up.
TP think there’s more chance of Vincent playing for Juventus again to be honest Al.
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Post by Paul Spencer on Apr 12, 2009 23:50:07 GMT
Listen Tony ... when you earn 100k a game is the time I'll consider you might know something about football management!
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Post by The man from Utch on Apr 13, 2009 0:06:45 GMT
I don't give a shit if you were England's captain , you are in my house now, and if you can't take the heat then ***k off
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Post by stokey666 on Apr 13, 2009 0:28:10 GMT
GET OUT OF MY 'PIT'!!!!!
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Post by stokey666 on Apr 13, 2009 0:32:36 GMT
or
A50 turn left onto M1 you ...................... and dont spit that out the window on your way back up!!!!!!
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Apr 13, 2009 1:09:53 GMT
" Yeah, I might be wearing a tracksuit, but that's what real managers wear in a dugout".
Or
" You're having a laff with that tie and shirt, Allan. Who dresses you, Kevin Keegan?"
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Post by Stoking The Fire on Apr 13, 2009 8:29:45 GMT
"If you're going to do a shit, do it in the fucking toilet"
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Post by kendonagasaki on Apr 13, 2009 8:33:24 GMT
What would you say about that on Match of the day ?
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Apr 13, 2009 8:39:51 GMT
TP: "Yes Alan, you can still have Cressy next season on loan" AS: "Well if he gets fookin injad, tha dee-als off canny lad" Continued:-TP: We'll throw in Pericard as a freebie too. AS: Swap with Ameobi, please?* * Don't know how to write Geordie.
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Post by leftbackinthebar on Apr 13, 2009 20:56:13 GMT
AS - She stood there laughing !
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Post by fortbrittania on Apr 13, 2009 21:14:40 GMT
"Oi, Alan, no shitting on the pitch" Alan- "Oi, thats my pleeyas you're tal'king abowt!"
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 13, 2009 21:52:46 GMT
"Abby says drop and give him twenty Al .... so i suggest you oblige"
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Post by expectedtoulouse on Apr 13, 2009 22:00:08 GMT
'Thats why your going down' This has to be the best one so far.
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Post by Potters_Ref on Apr 13, 2009 22:40:06 GMT
Tone; My lads work 'Ard, and put in triffic performances for me Al! What you got?
Sofa Pundit; (insert own geordie accent) Hang on Tone, i'll just phone the lads back at the studio for some advise...
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Post by stoke1863 on Apr 13, 2009 23:12:46 GMT
TP : Sit down and shut the fuck up!
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Post by Big J on Apr 18, 2009 17:43:48 GMT
Featured in the oatcake this week Thanks for putting it in, but surely as the person who suggested this i should get a year subscription like the 2 winners Sort it out Oatcakers.
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Post by GazMcNicol on Apr 18, 2009 17:49:38 GMT
'Thats why your going down' TP: Call that a team Shearer? You must be fucking joking!
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Post by burberrybassist on Apr 18, 2009 17:52:32 GMT
Tone "I may have a picture of a big cock on my back Shearer, but at least I don't have 11 big cocks running round this pitch dressed like barcodes!"
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Post by Mr Claypole on Apr 18, 2009 18:50:28 GMT
Pick that fucker out, Alan!
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Post by stokie01 on Apr 18, 2009 18:53:33 GMT
You can take Ian Dowie and shove him up Cressers arseeee you can take ian dowie take ian dowie
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