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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 9, 2009 20:04:13 GMT
Jesus walks into an Inn and throws 3 nails on the Counter and asks, Can you put me up for the night.. ???
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Post by powchirper on Apr 9, 2009 20:07:16 GMT
Jesus says to his 12 apopstles,
"leave my easter eggs you twats i'll be back on mondee"
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 9, 2009 21:02:29 GMT
It was Easter Sunday you Muslim...... ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 9, 2009 21:04:34 GMT
Q: Why was Jesus not born in Abbey Hulton.
A, They could not find 3 wise men and a VIRGIN.
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Post by powchirper on Apr 9, 2009 21:25:55 GMT
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 9, 2009 21:27:12 GMT
Jesus walks into an Inn and throws 3 nails on the Counter and asks, Can you put me up for the night.. ???  |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 10, 2009 10:13:43 GMT
Why was Jesus a Virgin? Because every time he put his hand on a womans fanny,it healed up.  |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Apr 10, 2009 10:34:21 GMT
Why didn't Jesus take the carpenters job in Jerusalem.......because the last time he was there they nailed him with tacks.
I'm off wheres me coat
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Post by thegarageflower on Apr 10, 2009 10:40:04 GMT
Why was Jesus a Virgin? Because every time he put his hand on a womans fanny,it healed up. ;D |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Apr 10, 2009 10:40:41 GMT
This thread has got me thinking about how we view religion as Christians. Taking the piss and nobody gets offended. Try posting some similar jokes about Mohammed and see the reaction from Muslims.
Discuss.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 10, 2009 10:56:00 GMT
Why dont Muslims celebrate Easter? Because it's against the law to slaughter a Rabbit on the pavement. |
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Apr 10, 2009 18:59:52 GMT
This thread has got me thinking about how we view religion as Christians. Taking the piss and nobody gets offended. Try posting some similar jokes about Mohammed and see the reaction from Muslims. Discuss. Are you a practicing christian? Are we offending a race or religion or just making some jokes that are a play on words?  |
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Post by rocket88 on Apr 10, 2009 19:04:24 GMT
Q: Why was Jesus not born in Abbey Hulton. A, They could not find 3 wise men and a VIRGIN. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by rocket88 on Apr 10, 2009 19:06:58 GMT
This thread has got me thinking about how we view religion as Christians. Taking the piss and nobody gets offended. Try posting some similar jokes about Mohammed and see the reaction from Muslims. Discuss. Are you a practicing christian? Are we offending a race or religion or just making some jokes that are a play on words? Don't want to here off a "practicing" christian, i'd rather here from a proper one! (play on words). ;D |
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Post by starkiller on Apr 10, 2009 20:42:25 GMT
This thread has got me thinking about how we view religion as Christians. Taking the piss and nobody gets offended. Try posting some similar jokes about Mohammed and see the reaction from Muslims. Discuss. "as Christians?" Speak for yourself, mate. |
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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Apr 11, 2009 14:48:28 GMT
I'm an agnostic and you conner sway me either way.
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Apr 13, 2009 2:18:13 GMT
Jesus and two apostles walk into the pub to get a beer.
"Sorry, lads, can't serve alcohol today, it's Good Friday. But you can have a non alcoholic drink if you want. " said the barman.
Apostle Peter got a Tango. Apostle John got a Pepsi. And Jesus Schwepped.
( Taxi called).
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 13, 2009 2:26:08 GMT
I'm a staunch Catholic and I found it funny. It's that fucking backward religion with its backward followers and its evil teachings that ought to fuck off, not us decent folk.
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