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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 9, 2009 16:57:57 GMT
Just found this (I was actually looking for a picture of a lady or two in sexy lingerie for the Mens Health thread), might be useful when you've got a boner and are bosting for a piss. www.sexhax.com/peeing.html |
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Post by harrysburrow on Apr 9, 2009 17:00:49 GMT
I wouldn't like to try the "superman" after my little lad's "logged on"!
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Post by ashbournepotter on Apr 9, 2009 17:39:02 GMT
i just piss in the shower
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Post by thegarageflower on Apr 9, 2009 17:43:37 GMT
Just found this (I was actually looking for a picture of a lady or two in sexy lingerie for the Mens Health thread), might be useful when you've got a boner and are bosting for a piss. www.sexhax.com/peeing.html ;D ;D It gave me a good chuckle anyroad mucker ;D |
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Post by goldrush on Apr 9, 2009 18:41:10 GMT
the plank is my personal method although be warned if you get it wrong it can have really bad consequences
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Post by TruthSexLies on Apr 9, 2009 18:44:42 GMT
Usually the plank after one too many and I'm holding the walls up...or is that the walls are holding me up
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Post by french toast on Apr 9, 2009 18:47:18 GMT
have a wank first then go for a wizz
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Post by Neckend Potter on Apr 9, 2009 20:02:53 GMT
The Lunge made me grin, dead funny that mate.
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 9, 2009 20:04:27 GMT
It's always useful to know these things...  ;D |
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Post by staying up for spectrum potter on Apr 10, 2009 12:39:17 GMT
I favour the lunge technique personally
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 10, 2009 14:27:14 GMT
;D
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Post by truckerged on Apr 10, 2009 14:44:02 GMT
sort of a cross between the plank and the strong arm lol
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Post by cooperman45 on Apr 10, 2009 19:48:26 GMT
If you have a look on the same page there is a link to convert ones penis into a sundial.
The maths is A level standard but the ancient sailors used to navigate the seas by this method. Not sure if they used their tool as the gnomion though.
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 10, 2009 19:57:44 GMT
Block 11, take a look at the ground rules please...  |
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Apr 10, 2009 20:01:53 GMT
Tryed the strong arm once, it started hurting when i got bout half way down so i stopped, took 4 steps back and just pissed up in the air & it dropped in the bowl  After it went over me floor, seat and tiles |
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 10, 2009 20:05:18 GMT
Speaking as a female who's had to clean up after male morning wood peeing attempts I just think you should abandon the unequal struggle and do it the girls' way |
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Apr 10, 2009 20:13:49 GMT
Im just going have it chopped off i tihnk Sal, will be alot easier to piss & i dont use it anyway, well apart from when stokie1000 comes round  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 10, 2009 22:15:42 GMT
If you have a look on the same page there is a link to convert ones penis into a sundial. The maths is A level standard but the ancient sailors used to navigate the seas by this method. Not sure if they used their tool as the gnomion though. Fantastic, I didn't notice that before. I hope it's sunny tomorrow! ;D |
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Post by paula_m on Apr 10, 2009 23:35:54 GMT
Speaking as a female who's had to clean up after male morning wood peeing attempts I just think you should abandon the unequal struggle and do it the girls' way ;D I'll go with that Sal |
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Post by crimesy on Apr 11, 2009 12:23:02 GMT
haha. ;D
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Post by Stokie Tommy on Apr 11, 2009 22:42:32 GMT
I will have to try the downward dog looks complicated
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Post by Mr.Pickles on Apr 12, 2009 1:08:33 GMT
They havent mentioned my style - stand well back and use like a hosepipe, as you start to emtpy move towards the toilet to avoid pressure failing and pissing on floor May try superman looks great  |
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