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Post by vestanpance on Apr 9, 2009 11:04:06 GMT
Stokies,
Should the opportunity present itself and you are within earshot of the former England & Newcastle United leg-end on Saturday, would you:
A) Shout something warm and congratulatory, such as "Welcome to Stoke on Trent Paul, normally we would wish you well on account of your magnificent achievements in an England shirt, however today, i cannot help hoping you leave our town without a smile on your face!!!. Take care though, the very best of luck with your continuing battle against whatever it is you are currently acddicted to (Wotsits?) and a very safe journey home"
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B) Oi Gazza, you hopeless twitching twatter, have you got the booze out of your system yet or are you still shaking like a shitting dog? Fancy a couple of pints of Gin before you go back to your shittly little flat to ponder how spectacularly you have managed to fuck up your life?
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Post by Baggs on Apr 9, 2009 11:06:11 GMT
A for me
The guy was incredible and I can remember crying as a 7-year old when he did himself in the FA Cup Final. And again at about 12 when he scored the most amazing goal I've ever seen against Scotland at Euro 96
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Post by bayernoatcake on Apr 9, 2009 11:07:33 GMT
I'd ignore him.
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Post by wembley4372 on Apr 9, 2009 11:08:05 GMT
neither just ignore him
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Post by cartwright4 on Apr 9, 2009 11:08:29 GMT
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 9, 2009 11:11:06 GMT
;D
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Post by bayernoatcake on Apr 9, 2009 11:14:10 GMT
;D Pisser!
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Post by lew86 on Apr 9, 2009 11:14:14 GMT
Give him some of Mark Lawrensons crayons to feed on, yet another thing to tick off the addiction list.
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Post by assessornum1 on Apr 9, 2009 11:16:01 GMT
Parrot sketch anyone? lol
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Post by cartwright4 on Apr 9, 2009 11:19:28 GMT
I just love the bit where he says he put the parrots in the shower as a punishment for flying away. ;D
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 9, 2009 11:22:33 GMT
He was a good player, but he's also a high octane ****.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2009 11:25:14 GMT
He was a good player, but he's also a high octane ****. I cannot bring myself to not like Paul he was a star and deserves a little bit of respect...I remember him clapping our fans when he played for Everton in a cup game at the brit some years back. Although if I saw him just wondering around in the concourse in his pants then I would have to say something to him as that is not right is it? |
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Post by stayingupforbigbazza on Apr 9, 2009 11:28:40 GMT
bet we all jumped up and down when he scored against the jocks at Wembley!!
;D ;D ;D
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Post by peejpotter on Apr 9, 2009 11:33:23 GMT
he scored the most amazing goal I've ever seen against Scotland at Euro 96 Agree I was going say... best goal I have seen it was fucking mint ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2009 11:40:35 GMT
he scored the most amazing goal I've ever seen against Scotland at Euro 96 Agree I was going say... best goal I have seen it was fucking mint ;D 15 Jun 1996 - Great day and my daughter was only 2 week old ...she is almost 13 now  |
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Post by JoeinOz on Apr 9, 2009 12:10:25 GMT
Shouting something nasty at him would be cruel. He's clearly a deeply troubled man. He needs compassion.
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Post by comeonstoke2009 on Apr 9, 2009 12:11:19 GMT
id buy him a drink oh sorry forgot lol ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Pedropotter on Apr 9, 2009 12:13:29 GMT
Shouting something nasty at him would be cruel. He's clearly a deeply troubled man. He needs compassion. Wise words indeed. Although to be fair, b) is quite funny. |
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Post by basingstokie on Apr 9, 2009 12:14:21 GMT
Gazza is a legend, he's just crashed and burned spectactularly without Football's support network around him.
I wish him nothing but well & hope he manages to recover
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 9, 2009 12:19:48 GMT
I should make my position clear.
My original post was designed to elicit a laugh, not provoke a genuine discussion regarding the mental wellbeing of one of England's favourite footballing sons.
In future, i shall be more clear upon my intentions.
Best Wishes,
Bertie Spunktrumpet Vestan Pance
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Post by rambo61 on Apr 9, 2009 12:28:08 GMT
Shouting something nasty at him would be cruel. He's clearly a deeply troubled man. He needs compassion. Stokies and compassion for "mad Geordies " aren,t well known bedfellows !! ;D ;D |
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Post by staffordstokie999 on Apr 9, 2009 12:28:14 GMT
Just don't challenge him to a game of bowling on nintendo wii
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Post by Paul Spencer on Apr 9, 2009 12:28:54 GMT
I should make my position clear. My original post was designed to elicit a laugh, not provoke a genuine discussion regarding the mental wellbeing of one of England's favourite footballing sons. In future, i shall be more clear upon my intentions. Best Wishes, Bertie Spunktrumpet Vestan Pance Option B mate! ;D |
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Post by Baggs on Apr 9, 2009 13:20:49 GMT
Amazing. Poor guy
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