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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Apr 8, 2009 18:06:48 GMT
Geordie lass goes to the doctor's and says "doctor, my fanny keeps talking!" the doc leans down and sure enough the fanny says "Shearer will save united from relegation". The doctor turns to the woman and says, "It's a common complaint. Lots of stupid cunts are saying that at the moment". now where did I leave me coat.....................................  |
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Post by eddy_under_fire'sviews on Apr 8, 2009 18:37:12 GMT
hmmmmm....
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Post by Stokester on Apr 8, 2009 18:57:28 GMT
4/10  |
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Post by Squeekster on Apr 8, 2009 19:03:35 GMT
3 sisters are all trying to get dates for the weekend ,Anne Joanne and Fanny. The trouble is they all have big feet Anne is a size 7 and Joanne a size 8 but Fanny takes a size 10.Well they all get blind dates but fanny is too embarresed and doesn't go.
In the pub one of the lads notices the feet and says wow haven't you got big feet to which Jane replies you should see the size of our Fanny's.
I'm already gone.
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Post by stayingupforalasrimmed on Apr 8, 2009 19:09:50 GMT
works for me
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Post by boothenender on Apr 8, 2009 19:11:41 GMT
how do you get a geordie woman pregnant......?
have a wank in her shoe and let the flies do the rest.......
gone................................................................................................bye.
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Apr 8, 2009 19:22:51 GMT
more of a fact than a joke dixo
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 8, 2009 20:14:10 GMT
how do you get a geordie woman pregnant......? have a wank in her shoe and let the flies do the rest....... gone................................................................................................bye. You get my "best of a bad bunch" vote ;D |
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