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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 7, 2009 12:28:23 GMT
Hast tried it yet, its like flogging a dead horse. ;D
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Post by smapples on Apr 7, 2009 12:37:02 GMT
You know whe you cook cheese and then it goes hard again.
Well imagine a minge made of cold cooked cheese, thats lost its slime.
Then raping it until it tears like a flap of card.
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 7, 2009 12:43:55 GMT
Deadism rears it's ugly... I was going to say head, but... again I see  ;D |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 7, 2009 12:45:14 GMT
Smapples,
Beautifully put mate. That creative writing course is paying dividends.
Now excuse me a moment whilst i puke my ring up. Ta.
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 7, 2009 12:48:42 GMT
Smapples, Beautifully put mate. That creative writing course is paying dividends. Now excuse me a moment whilst i puke my ring up. Ta. Here Here  It's only when someone comes back after a short spell away that you understand what you've been missing ;D |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 7, 2009 12:52:48 GMT
Smapples is a breathtaking linguist, and a warm and considerate lover.
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Post by smapples on Apr 7, 2009 12:54:06 GMT
Thanks chaps,
I was thinking of making a sonnet but the works of shakespeare and fucking the dead are best left till a rainy day.
Ive been away due a mild case of clinical depression, that fact that I have no money in the world and feeling like my life has no meaning. You know the usual, but now I have a hangover and I feel much better.
Good to be back.
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 7, 2009 12:59:49 GMT
Smapples,
Have some Prawn flavoured skips, then punch your wife in the face.
It always makes me feel better, and your wife seems to like it as well, oddly.
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 7, 2009 13:04:27 GMT
"My" wife (ex) if you prefer smapps .... and i'd stand there and shout encouragement in a Mickey to Rocky type fashion aswell if it would help?
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Post by smapples on Apr 7, 2009 13:07:13 GMT
I do like Skips and I do like domestic violence. By jove boys you've got it bang on there.
Hurrah
Ps. I think this whole experience has made me realise that I dont want to make my long term girlfirend my wife.
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 7, 2009 13:09:27 GMT
Correct - You don't. Resist, Resist, Resist ;D Told you before: "I Do" "....... NOT suck dick anymore" |
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Post by vestanpance on Apr 7, 2009 13:10:43 GMT
'tis true.
Wedding Cake is the only known foodstuff to make women allergic to blowjobs.
Beeyatches, etc...
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 7, 2009 13:22:12 GMT
I am out of practice these days as i said on another thread i got arrested when some kunt SPLIT on me.
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;D
