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Post by Northy on Apr 1, 2009 7:14:17 GMT
"alan shearer you're a wanker" - of course "you're just a fat cockney chairman" or something along those lines "you're going down with the boro" etc etc
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Post by cantspellwontspell on Apr 1, 2009 7:15:45 GMT
In your geordie slums
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Post by johnfarmersshirt on Apr 1, 2009 7:46:50 GMT
"Sheep" placed in between the words "Shearer" when they sing his name. Eg. Sheep Shearer Sheep Shearer etc etc! ;D
"I'll get me coat"
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Post by Stokie Wan Kenobi on Apr 1, 2009 7:48:18 GMT
Cheer Up Alan Shearer, Oh what can it be to a, sad Goerdie Bastard and a shite football teeeaaaaammmmmm!
Cheer up Alan Shearer!
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Post by euan ouzami on Apr 1, 2009 9:20:48 GMT
To the tune of Chim Chiminy from Mary Poppins:
Sheep Shearer, Sheep Shearer, Shearer Way-hay You should have stuck with Match of the Day Sheep Shearer, Sheep Shearer you're going down It won't be long till you play Newcastle Town
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Post by Stokie Wan Kenobi on Apr 1, 2009 9:29:26 GMT
Euan, keep it simple for chants -
How about, with the Mary Poppins tune....
Sheep Shearer, Sheep Shearer, Your Going Down You Should have stuck with your Match Match of the Day Sheep Shearer, Sheep Shearer, Your Going Down You Should have stuck with your Match Match of the Day
What do you think?
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Post by euan ouzami on Apr 1, 2009 9:34:54 GMT
don't you think it should rhyme?
How about
Sheep Shearer, Sheep Shearer, You're Going Down Your team is worse than Newcastle Town? (repeat for simplicity)
by the way I liked your first one. Cheer up Alan Shearer works even better than cheer up Peter Reid
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Post by Stokie Wan Kenobi on Apr 1, 2009 9:41:10 GMT
Good, just needs to be kept simple for us masses
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Post by starkiller on Apr 1, 2009 10:09:55 GMT
Good, just needs to be kept simple for us masses Going down, going down, going down ....
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Post by Stokie Wan Kenobi on Apr 1, 2009 10:20:43 GMT
I like your thinking StarKiller
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Post by monkhousestokie on Apr 1, 2009 10:26:48 GMT
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
Surely?
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Post by Northy on Apr 1, 2009 16:04:12 GMT
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" Surely? ha ha, like that one ;D
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Post by petemac on Apr 1, 2009 17:09:01 GMT
Your going down to the Vale, down to the Vaaaale.....
You'll never win a trophy!! You'll never win a trophy!
Your going broke in the morning, broke in the moooorrrning....
Your Black, Your White, Your going down without a fight, without fight, without a fight.
Your shit and you know you are ;D
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Post by scfctilidie on Apr 1, 2009 17:09:52 GMT
Sacked in the morning, your getting sacked in the morning ;D
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Post by stokie01 on Apr 1, 2009 17:30:33 GMT
North East Bye bye, North East bye bye,
to the pompey bells otherwise known as play up pompey
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Post by lurcherman on Apr 1, 2009 18:07:18 GMT
small town in scotland yer just a small town in scotland ;D
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Apr 1, 2009 18:39:12 GMT
As conjoured up earlier in the afternoon, song to the melody of Downtown by Petula Clark
Your going... Down Toon, lower league life is hard Down Toon, Shearer's a Tyne Bastard Down Toon, You'll never be big club again.!
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Post by jord on Apr 1, 2009 19:17:10 GMT
your goin down with the baggies lol
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Post by crimesy on Apr 1, 2009 19:56:19 GMT
small town in scotland yer just a small town in scotland ;D ;D
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Post by stayingupforalasrimmed on Apr 1, 2009 19:59:28 GMT
Down with the Smogies, you're going down with the Smogies....
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Post by besty on Apr 1, 2009 20:22:06 GMT
to the tune of "hey baby"
Heyyyyyyy Shearer (toon, shit) I wanna know, when you went so bald.
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hooligan
Spectator
'One will beat the shite out of that Rooney fellow later'
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Post by hooligan on Apr 1, 2009 21:50:08 GMT
to the tune of "hey baby" Heyyyyyyy Shearer (toon, shit) I wanna know, when you went so bald. class ;D ;D
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Post by Olgrligm on Apr 1, 2009 21:55:59 GMT
Beattie, Be Be Be Be Be Beattie
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Apr 1, 2009 21:57:40 GMT
"WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER" and repeat for as long as possible
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Post by Los Alfareros on Apr 1, 2009 22:07:53 GMT
Youre not a manager, youre not a manager etc for 90 mins
the tune is ricardo fullero....
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Post by Stay up again for - hoodyjr on Apr 1, 2009 22:34:07 GMT
your not fit , your not fit , your not fit to manage vale your not fit to manage vale !
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Post by Northy on Apr 6, 2009 6:53:47 GMT
to the tune of "hey baby" Heyyyyyyy Shearer (toon, shit) I wanna know, when you went so bald. Class. TTT as it's game on for Saturday ;D
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Post by stokielegend on Apr 6, 2009 8:00:17 GMT
Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the prem....
Then could some one help us with the last two lines please ;D
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Post by surreystokie on Apr 6, 2009 11:06:03 GMT
as for Newcastle,
No-one ever rules them.
Apologies. It's off the top of my head, as is obvious. (Emphasis on the second part of Newcastle.)
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Post by Tones Specs on Apr 6, 2009 11:14:08 GMT
there's a circus in the town, in the town, Alan Shearer is a clown, is a a clown, Ian Dowie is an ugly twat, and the Toon are going down, going down
a la Barry Fry Stylee
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