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Post by rorymscfc on Mar 26, 2009 10:57:08 GMT
A mate's sister is in marketing and one of her accounts is with a TV company. She has been asked for some one liners for some up and coming fixtures, one being Stoke v Newcastle.
The other fixtures are
Fulham v Liverpool A suggestion has been 'Rafa
Craven another 3 points to end 18 yr jinx', or just leave as
'Rafa Craven another 3 points'
Aston Villa v Everton
Chelsea v Arsenal (FA Cup) Maybe trade off the fact it's at Wembley and the masses don't agree with this!
Man United v Tottenham Hotspur
All ideas gratefully received!
RoryM
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2009 11:02:09 GMT
Stoke v Newcastle – “Toon come to Town and get their arses spanked by the mighty potters. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Quinn you fat shit.”
Quite catchy as a headline if you ask me.
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Post by wembley4372 on Mar 26, 2009 11:06:46 GMT
Toon travel to the bearpit
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Post by PONTAFCE on Mar 26, 2009 11:08:40 GMT
Stoke v Newcastle – “Toon come to Town and get their arses spanked by the mighty potters. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Quinn you fat shit.” Quite catchy as a headline if you ask me. ;D ;D works for me |
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Post by assessornum1 on Mar 26, 2009 11:11:01 GMT
Toon tonked by tonys troopers top o`the trent
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Post by stokesaint1 on Mar 26, 2009 11:42:36 GMT
Forgive me for being rude but isn't this young lady actually paid to come up with these "one Liners" and, being in marketing, isn't that her job????? If she can't come up with them, may I humbly suggest she could well be in the wrong job. Tyne to Stoke the fires.
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Post by Hiram on Mar 26, 2009 12:20:08 GMT
One of James Richardson's better puns...
Newcastle (or Boro / Brazil / Hull) are "tasting defeat more often than a man eating a centipede"
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Post by pea_tear_griffin on Mar 26, 2009 12:27:47 GMT
Chelsea v Arsenal - bugger bastard bugger bastard bugger bastard wank!
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Post by PerCyfilth ....Captains Log on Mar 26, 2009 12:27:52 GMT
Tone tonks the Toon
Villa have the Blues
Cottagers to drain the Pool
Gunners outgunned by Blues
United need to earn their Spurs
WBA "what a load of old shit" courtesy of Catherine Tate
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Post by assessornum1 on Mar 26, 2009 12:38:20 GMT
pisser
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goatboy
Academy Starlet
Go Noles!
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Post by goatboy on Mar 26, 2009 13:57:57 GMT
Stoke host the toast of the coast
Villa's Youngs face Moyes' boys
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