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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 25, 2009 12:17:59 GMT
I had a shit in a news paper around a the corner from the Place in a shop doorway years ago. I got a knock on the door from the old Bill the next morning and the Bobby said to me, Hello hello hello do you admit to shitting in a newspaper in Hanley last night ??????....And before you answer WE have witness and thats ME. I said fuck off i never saw you or anybody else. and he said i did not say i was there. ??? I saw it in the Sentinel. ;D ;D I will get my coat.  |
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Post by myleftboot on Mar 25, 2009 12:24:21 GMT
In a coke bottle on a Stoke bus on the way to west brom years ago as the toilet was that rank none of us dared go in thanks to some dirty sod who had been on the Bass the night before ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 25, 2009 12:31:38 GMT
Shit in a coke bottle, fuck me PCW how did you manage that. ;D
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Post by myleftboot on Mar 25, 2009 12:33:47 GMT
Piss mate ;D Have to pleasure yourself to shit in a coke bottle almost  |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 25, 2009 12:36:10 GMT
......... ;D..........  |
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Post by Northy on Mar 25, 2009 12:55:48 GMT
minibus going Grimsby away a few years ago, we'd all had a few and all pissed in the big cider plastic jug's. cop's pulled us over to search the van just outside Grimsby and took the top off the jugs and sniffed them to see what was inside ;D I've pissed and dumped in quite a few strange places around the world. South Georgia, got cut short and had a dump outside an old derelict whaling station, just as i finished an elephant seal came round the corner, I nearly dumped again  |
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Post by smapples on Mar 25, 2009 13:45:15 GMT
Not really unusual for her, but I had a dump on Vestans mums chest whilst pissing in her mouth.
She called it Brown Gnoming
I called it disgusting.
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 25, 2009 13:47:11 GMT
Smapples,
It was your idea, and my mother recalls you paid handsomely.
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Post by smapples on Mar 25, 2009 14:41:15 GMT
Your mother,
The frail old dear, cant think for herself anymore. I believe she said I ploughed handsomely
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Post by salopstick on Mar 25, 2009 14:42:50 GMT
its not unusal to be my bed after 7 pints of strongbow and block
and sadly the wife has banned me - from both
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Post by stokie25 on Mar 25, 2009 14:46:19 GMT
don't have a personal anecdote to add to this thread, but i'm led to believe that it's quite unusual for blokes to actually pee in the Boothen End bogs.
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Post by StatesideStokie on Mar 25, 2009 15:07:13 GMT
Me and a couple of mates once got into the changing rooms at the Vic and pissed in Dave Bamber's boots.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 25, 2009 15:18:49 GMT
New angle-
Has anyone ever had a poo at the Brit?
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Mar 25, 2009 16:07:20 GMT
I believe a few opposition players might have when they spied Ab Faye bearing down on them.
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Post by myleftboot on Mar 25, 2009 16:14:04 GMT
According to the missus she says it is unusual for me not to piss on the bog seat ;D
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Post by Stokie Tommy on Mar 25, 2009 19:54:37 GMT
I pissed in a tramps hat in london while he was sleeping
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Post by lawrieleslie on Mar 25, 2009 20:31:05 GMT
Fookin hell northwichstokie I curled one down at the back of the old Gritvyken Church in SG. Dunner remember the elephant seal though just the cold.
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Post by luke45 on Mar 25, 2009 23:06:11 GMT
Nothing really spectacular I once had a shite in a backstreet in a co-op carrier bag and then threw it into an allotment because i disliked the owner  came back the next day and he'd thrown it back over, so i did him the favour and threw it over again Also once had a shite sat on a tree log at a school in the middle of the day and wiped my arse with a football bib |
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Post by KevinWhimper on Mar 25, 2009 23:13:42 GMT
When manure did a soccer school thing near me at Denstone college. When I was about 16, me and my mates went up there one night to nick some stuff. (to be fair we came back with 18 total 90 manure balls and got about 100 quid altogether from ebay) Anyway. One of my more genius escapades. I saw a manure flag flying their proudly in the wind, dug into the ground.
I knew what had to be done.
I took the flag out, laid it on the grass, and swiftly bent over and began to curl one out all on the flag, then wiped my arse with another part of the flag.
It was the biggest shit I've ever done...
and the best. ;D
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Post by BoothenBooBoo on Mar 26, 2009 0:02:20 GMT
In the middle of the crowd at the V festival  |
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Post by tomcmod on Mar 26, 2009 0:28:43 GMT
In my pants.
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Post by Northy on Mar 26, 2009 8:42:16 GMT
Fookin hell northwichstokie I curled one down at the back of the old Gritvyken Church in SG. Dunner remember the elephant seal though just the cold. Mine was behind the disused warehouse with the JCB in it. It was a strange place so cold nothing rots away, must have been yours I trod in then the living accomodation had magazines lying on the bedside cabinet and ashtrays with dog ends in as if somebody has just left that morning. Never could find a toilet anywhere |
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Post by cantspellwontspell on Mar 26, 2009 8:58:17 GMT
Hanchurch woods, when cycling in my youth, had to wipe my arse on ferns
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 26, 2009 10:09:02 GMT
I mentioned a while back when i was a kid we went to Mow Cop and i got caught short and had a Shit at the top of the steps of the Castle. It was rancid and a rate curly wurly. Me and my mates sat down after about 30yds from the Castle eating our butties when we heard this loud shieek and fucking and blinding coming from the Castle.  Some bloke gone up the steps and put his hands in it. We were all rolling around pissing ourselves. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by premierpotters08 on Mar 26, 2009 11:04:47 GMT
I mentioned a while back when i was a kid we went to Mow Cop and i got caught short and had a Shit at the top of the steps of the Castle. It was rancid and a rate curly wurly. Me and my mates sat down after about 30yds from the Castle eating our butties when we heard this loud shieek and fucking and blinding coming from the Castle. Some bloke gone up the steps and put his hands in it. We were all rolling around pissing ourselves. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by MrDBrent on Mar 26, 2009 11:07:25 GMT
in a asda bag then lit the bag on fire and put it outside someones door so they had to stamp it out=)
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Post by cantspellwontspell on Mar 26, 2009 12:46:21 GMT
in a asda bag then lit the bag on fire and put it outside someones door so they had to stamp it out=) ;D for inginuity  for arson |
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Post by tomcmod on Mar 27, 2009 0:43:25 GMT
in a asda bag then lit the bag on fire and put it outside someones door so they had to stamp it out=) ;D for inginuity  for arson about |
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came back the next day and he'd thrown it back over, so i did him the favour and threw it over again 
for arson
for arson about
