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Post by Pugsley on Mar 24, 2009 18:41:23 GMT
In an exclusive interview with SkySports, ex-President, former jailbird, freedom fighter and all round good egg Nelson Mandela predicted relegation for the plucky Potters. "I can't see Stoke surviving" claims Mandela. "Their away record is atrocious, and there is massive pressure on them at home. Their physical style of play just won't cut it in the Premier and the manager doesn't know any other way. Stoke will join WBA and Hull back in the Championship next season"
Reaction from Stoke fans has been ferocious - "What a cunt Mandela is" was the reply from some 15 year old first season glory hunter. "Mandela knows fuck all about nogger. He was alright when he was locked way for 27 years, but obviously this freedom lark has made him senile" was another reply from some bloke who should know better.
Meanwhile in other news, physco dictator and megalomaniac Robert Mugabe has tipped Stoke to survive. "I like the cut of Stoke's jib" says the crazed madman. "Pulis, like me, just loves to stick it up 'em. Stoke are too good to go down". This was greeted with joy in the streets of Stoke - "good old Mugas, he's realy switched on to the Premier League. The bloke is clearly misunderstood and is welcome at the Brit anytime" was a typical response from the thronged masses.
A lone voice was heard to say "who gives a fuck what anyone says" but he was drowned out in a chorus of Delilah.
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Post by wembley4372 on Mar 24, 2009 18:49:16 GMT
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Post by RICH68 on Mar 24, 2009 18:51:01 GMT
In an exclusive interview with SkySports, ex-President, former jailbird, freedom fighter and all round good egg Nelson Mandela predicted relegation for the plucky Potters. "I can't see Stoke surviving" claims Mandela. "Their away record is atrocious, and there is massive pressure on them at home. Their physical style of play just won't cut it in the Premier and the manager doesn't know any other way. Stoke will join WBA and Hull back in the Championship next season" Reaction from Stoke fans has been ferocious - "What a **** Mandela is" was the reply from some 15 year old first season glory hunter. "Mandela knows fuck all about nogger. He was alright when he was locked way for 27 years, but obviously this freedom lark has made him senile" was another reply from some bloke who should know better. Meanwhile in other news, physco dictator and megalomaniac Robert Mugabe has tipped Stoke to survive. "I like the cut of Stoke's jib" says the crazed madman. "Pulis, like me, just loves to stick it up 'em. Stoke are too good to go down". This was greeted with joy in the streets of Stoke - "good old Mugas, he's realy switched on to the Premier League. The bloke is clearly misunderstood and is welcome at the Brit anytime" was a typical response from the thronged masses. A lone voice was heard to say "who gives a fuck what anyone says" but he was drowned out in a chorus of Delilah. ;D  |
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Post by crimesy on Mar 24, 2009 18:53:23 GMT
;D
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Post by stokecityscott on Mar 24, 2009 18:57:23 GMT
;D
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Post by lancer on Mar 24, 2009 19:40:36 GMT
Pisser!
Would have put a big toothy, smiley face on, but no bugger will tell me how to do it.
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Post by hokusai on Mar 24, 2009 19:45:11 GMT
Very Good.
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Post by sammychung on Mar 24, 2009 19:53:44 GMT
Pisser! Would have put a big toothy, smiley face on, but no bugger will tell me how to do it. Don't use the quick reply! Use Quote or reply off the top right of each thread, then click a smiley!!! ;D       |
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Post by Brick-Top on Mar 24, 2009 20:10:15 GMT
or just type ; D together ;D
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Post by trebor63 on Mar 24, 2009 20:23:43 GMT
Who the feck is Nelson Mandella we've got Desmond tutu on our side |
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Post by jacka118 on Mar 24, 2009 20:28:15 GMT
Hahahaha!!! |
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Post by lancer on Mar 24, 2009 20:57:19 GMT
Cheers Angus/Barry ;d
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Post by StoKeith on Mar 24, 2009 21:02:05 GMT
;D Brilliant!
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Post by jbstokie on Mar 25, 2009 1:37:25 GMT
Quality Pugs ;D
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Post by stayingupforbigbazza on Mar 25, 2009 1:55:37 GMT
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Post by mcf on Mar 25, 2009 7:21:40 GMT
I didn't even know that Mugabe liked football.
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Post by ted1965 on Mar 25, 2009 8:23:51 GMT
I knew it all along Gandhi never liked us much either and the Dalai Lama positively wants us down.
Well done Robert will he be posting on here now as Despotter1 we have Pol Potter already.
;D ;D Pugs quality.
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