|
|
Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 18, 2009 8:01:39 GMT
A poster called plymouth potter on the TEAMtalk message board has come up with a Ryan Shawcross song which is rather good in my opinion.
To the tune of the animals came in two by two......
Ryan stands at six foot five, Shawcross, Shawcross
He'l eat your strikers all alive, Shawcross, Shawcross
We know he's gonna win the ball
Take him on he'll beat you all
Ryan Shawcross, City's centre half!!
I suppose it should finish with the words "centre back" as centre half seems to be passé these days.
I wouldn't mind hearing that on Saturday.
|
|
|
|
Post by wembley4372 on Mar 18, 2009 8:11:26 GMT
terrible
|
|
|
|
Post by r10ryx on Mar 18, 2009 8:21:38 GMT
shockinly bad.. dont like it..
|
|
|
|
Post by cousindupree on Mar 18, 2009 8:29:05 GMT
Oh dear.
|
|
|
|
Post by stockportpotter on Mar 18, 2009 8:33:15 GMT
Wos than.
|
|
|
|
Post by mamasidibescfc on Mar 18, 2009 9:05:44 GMT
cant believe how quickly that got shot dwn
|
|
|
|
Post by premierpotters08 on Mar 18, 2009 9:45:24 GMT
dont like it lyics are terrible.
|
|
|
|
Post by cousindupree on Mar 18, 2009 12:22:13 GMT
Needs a swear word or two to make it popular  |
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2009 12:23:54 GMT
Ryan is a fucking cunt’, Shawcross, Shawcross
He is a fucking fucking cunt’, Shawcross, Shawcross
We know he's gonna win the ball
Because he is a fucking cunt’
Ryan Shawcross, nothing but a cunt’
Better?
|
|
|
|
Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 18, 2009 12:29:55 GMT
I must admit the "tourette's" version has a certain charm! ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by vestanpance on Mar 18, 2009 12:34:56 GMT
WD, those creative writing courses are paying fucking dividends mate.
Outstanding.
|
|
|
|
Post by bayernoatcake on Mar 18, 2009 12:38:43 GMT
And every week we'd have to add another inch to his height!  |
|
|
|
Post by Ron Jeremy on Mar 18, 2009 15:23:39 GMT
I thought it sounded good =/
|
|
|
|
Post by BiddulphStokie on Mar 18, 2009 17:14:50 GMT
I thought it sounded good =/ seconded ??? |
|
|
|
Post by euan ouzami on Mar 18, 2009 20:13:54 GMT
To the "we've won it two times" tune
Its Shawcross and Faye,
Its Shawcross and Faye,
You think you'll get past them?
No - Fuck off and die
|
|
|
|
Post by GrahamHyde on Mar 18, 2009 20:16:20 GMT
Fucking awful.
|
|
|
|
Post by StoKeith on Mar 18, 2009 20:18:54 GMT
I read it to the tune of Camptown Ladies! It falls apart with that tune on the second line though. Maybe someone could write on for the back line though (with the Camptown Ladies tune)... Ryan stands at six foot five, Shawcross, Shawcross something something something else Andy Wilkinson! Abdoulaye Faye Tommy Sorenson something something something else Danny Higginbot............ham I guess it needs some work...  |
|
|
|
Post by walrus on Mar 18, 2009 20:52:51 GMT
To the "we've won it two times" tune Its Shawcross and Faye, Its Shawcross and Faye, You think you'll get past them? No - Fuck off and die Love this one! ;D ;D ;D Not mad keen on the original one posted though. How about the old: Six foot four, maybe more he won't let you score! |
|
|
|
Post by stokecity1992 on Mar 18, 2009 20:59:48 GMT
i think this tune should stay with ricci fuller citys number 10
|
|
|
|
Post by DelapsWankingArm on Mar 18, 2009 21:32:28 GMT
To the "we've won it two times" tune Its Shawcross and Faye, Its Shawcross and Faye, You think you'll get past them? No - Fuck off and die ;D ;D Love it |
|
|
|
Post by headsgoup on Mar 18, 2009 22:31:03 GMT
A poster called plymouth potter on the TEAMtalk message board has come up with a Ryan Shawcross song which is rather good in my opinion. To the tune of the animals came in two by two...... Ryan stands at six foot five, Shawcross, Shawcross He'l eat your strikers all alive, Shawcross, Shawcross We know he's gonna win the ball Take him on he'll beat you all Ryan Shawcross, City's centre half!! I suppose it should finish with the words "centre back" as centre half seems to be passé these days. I wouldn't mind hearing that on Saturday. Sing that on Saturday and I'm leaving. |
|
|
|
Post by abboscfc on Mar 18, 2009 23:17:16 GMT
To the "we've won it two times" tune Its Shawcross and Faye, Its Shawcross and Faye, You think you'll get past them? No - Fuck off and die ;D ;D Love it Don't like the first one but this one is good |
|
|
|
Post by dandare on Mar 19, 2009 0:17:12 GMT
I thought it was pretty good Lakeland. Probably a little too intelligent for some posters.
|
|
|
|
Post by ghostinthehouse on Mar 19, 2009 0:39:14 GMT
I thougth it was pretty good lakeland..........
...............Slluurrrpppp.....................around the ringpiece.....
probably a little to inteliigent for some posters????
No, not really....
Just some posters, in fact I'd say most posters would deem it a really wank effort by somebody who has far too much time on their hands.....
really, get a fucking grip on reality both of you, and fast..
|
|
|
|
Post by PotterLog on Mar 19, 2009 4:41:29 GMT
Ryan is a fucking cunt’, Shawcross, Shawcross He is a fucking fucking cunt’, Shawcross, Shawcross We know he's gonna win the ball Because he is a fucking cunt’ Ryan Shawcross, nothing but a cunt’ That would instantly be my favourite Stoke song if we sang that. |
|
|
|
Post by Targaryen Stokie on Mar 19, 2009 8:08:18 GMT
To the "we've won it two times" tune Its Shawcross and Faye, Its Shawcross and Faye, You think you'll get past them? No - Fuck off and die ;D Like it! |
|
|
|
Post by stockportpotter on Mar 19, 2009 8:15:39 GMT
Its Shawcross and Faye,
Its Shawcross and Faye,
You think you'll get past them?
No - Fuck off and die
I prefer this but would change the end,
Its Shawcross and Faye,
Its Shawcross and Faye,
You think you'll get past them?
There's no fucking way.
|
|
|
|
Post by Targaryen Stokie on Mar 19, 2009 8:19:40 GMT
Its Shawcross and Faye, Its Shawcross and Faye, You think you'll get past them? No - Fuck off and die I prefer this but would change the end, Its Shawcross and Faye, Its Shawcross and Faye, You think you'll get past them? There's no fucking way. Nah, Faye rhymes with "die" better. EDIT: I suppose it's how you say Faye really, I pronounce it Fye. ;D |
|
|
|
Post by cousindupree on Mar 19, 2009 8:49:33 GMT
Told you a swear word or two would be popular
|
|
