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Post by euan ouzami on Mar 17, 2009 21:26:51 GMT
I was bored and made this up. Not expecting it to get sung ever but hope it amuses! We will survive.. First I was afraid I was petrified Thought we’d never score without you, Ginger, in our side But I watched so many games where you failed to find the net And so I found myself wondering Just how many you would get and then although You worked quite ‘aaard In the end you were no better than Vince Pericard But we got our goals from Mama Ricardo and Beattie Even Seyi Olifinjana Has got 2 (or is it 3?) Go on now, go, walk out the door Go back to Reading Where you probably won’t score Although we know that Fatboy Parkin Has scored some goals for PNE At 5 1/2 million you’re a Bigger waste of money So c’mon Stoke We will survive As teams come to the Britannia and just try to stay alive We’ve got no one left who’s ginger Now we’ve got rid of the whinger We’ll survive, we’ll survive We will survive  |
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Post by Targaryen Stokie on Mar 17, 2009 21:36:10 GMT
That's quality mate! ;D
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Post by Adster on Mar 17, 2009 21:37:08 GMT
am i the only 1 who that was quite good ???
;D
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Post by stokiemama14 on Mar 17, 2009 21:37:41 GMT
haha made me chuckle  |
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Post by Targaryen Stokie on Mar 17, 2009 21:38:31 GMT
Shame he's scored though tonight, renders one of the verses a bit useless. |
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Post by stokie01 on Mar 17, 2009 21:38:37 GMT
edit edit edit hes scored for reading |
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Post by stokie25 on Mar 17, 2009 21:39:54 GMT
It may not make the stands but i'll be singing that for weeks...excellent penmanship, mate ;D
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Post by crimesy on Mar 17, 2009 21:40:53 GMT
genious mate! ;D
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Post by BiddulphStokie on Mar 17, 2009 21:41:00 GMT
cracking!
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Post by euan ouzami on Mar 17, 2009 21:46:42 GMT
Shame he's scored though tonight, renders one of the verses a bit useless. Yes - his timing couldn't have been worse (although we already knew that) |
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Post by foreverstoke on Mar 17, 2009 21:48:06 GMT
that made me laugh!
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Post by Danstoke82 on Mar 18, 2009 8:14:09 GMT
Absolute bloody top drawer that. Fantastic effort.
Shame the lazy, useless homesick ginger arse went and scored Reading's goal tonight though.
Nevertheless, great effort.
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Post by cousindupree on Mar 18, 2009 8:22:18 GMT
'Take a bow son cos thats genius'
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Post by basingstokie on Mar 18, 2009 8:28:50 GMT
Excellent, made me chuckle early in the morning
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 18, 2009 9:57:46 GMT
Just change "you probably won't score " to "you'll very rarely score" in the Reading verse - sorted!
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Post by r10ryx on Mar 18, 2009 10:01:32 GMT
Pure Class
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 18, 2009 10:05:09 GMT
It is actually worthy of being on the back page of the Oatcake fanzine.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2009 10:07:48 GMT
you can't sing that though he's a Premiership quality forward, just needed a chance, never had a winger to support him, was played out of position, it was all TP's fault, he wasn't made to feel welcome, he didn't get the support of the fans and several other excuses ;D
Quality mate!!
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Post by smapples on Mar 18, 2009 10:22:35 GMT
Nice work. We should have that Faryl who was on GMTV singing that before the game......
oorrr maybe the hetro image needs to be up kept
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Post by kiwistoke on Mar 18, 2009 11:03:34 GMT
Fantastic effort mate
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Post by Sparkiee on Mar 18, 2009 13:45:28 GMT
Good one |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 18, 2009 14:02:03 GMT
;D Great!
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Mar 18, 2009 14:12:06 GMT
Haha, thats good mate
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Post by euan ouzami on Mar 18, 2009 19:58:37 GMT
Actually it still does work with the slight amendment..
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Go back to Reading
And there you might just score
Because even Fatboy Parkin
Has scored some goals for PNE
But at 5 1/2 million you’re a
Bigger waste of money
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Post by stokecity1992 on Mar 18, 2009 21:02:11 GMT
fucking quality that is mate
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Post by only1clinthill on Mar 18, 2009 21:04:06 GMT
that is good to be fair mate....u must have had a lot of time on your hands tho  |
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Post by Big J on Mar 18, 2009 21:10:02 GMT
Quality!
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Post by StoKeith on Mar 18, 2009 21:11:50 GMT
;D Brilliant!
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