bigroy
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Post by bigroy on Mar 16, 2009 16:13:32 GMT
Its been discussed in the Everton thread about the Vicky Pollard Chant
i thought it was brilliant. for those who weren't there/haven't heard or saw it on saturday
a girl who resembled vicky pollard from little britain. in the corner near stoke fans
"theres only one vicky pollard...."
"yeah but no but... yeah but no but"
i thought this was hilarious when she realised it was her we were singing about.
also when the everton fan got kicked out
"calm down calm down" *waving hands like a scouser*
then the fat guy
"have you ever seen your dick? have you eveeeer seen your dick?"
that was a goodun
but yeah it put a smile on my face at everton for a short time and it was something to talk about in the pub.
what other songs have been sung this year at away games that have made you laugh?
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Post by tony harrison on Mar 16, 2009 17:25:39 GMT
attack attack attack attack !!!!!
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Post by PickSCFC on Mar 16, 2009 17:36:09 GMT
yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
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Post by Block 25 on Mar 16, 2009 17:41:41 GMT
harry's got a twitch was good as was keegan always quits  went down like a shit sandwich with the geordies. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 16, 2009 17:45:26 GMT
"Joe Kinnear's got tourette's, FUCK! SHIT! WANKER!"
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Post by eddyscfc on Mar 16, 2009 17:46:31 GMT
At Upton Park there was a fat old bald guy giving it the big un making cut throat gestures etc, much to his anoyance everyone started chanting...
"Your just a fat Matt Lucas"
then...
"Your just a gay George Dawes"
...he went ballistic ;D
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Post by stoke624 on Mar 16, 2009 19:04:39 GMT
spurs fans away singing "we want 4"---stoke fans followed by shouting "skins"!!!!!!
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 16, 2009 19:06:06 GMT
"Joe Kinnear's got tourette's, FUCK! SHIT! WANKER!" that needs be sung ;D |
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Mar 16, 2009 20:34:03 GMT
"Joe Kinnear's got tourette's, FUCK! SHIT! WANKER!" I'll take a bow for that one!! ;D |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 16, 2009 20:37:54 GMT
"Joe Kinnear's got tourette's, FUCK! SHIT! WANKER!" I'll take a bow for that one!! ;D Really? Nice one mate, I think it's the funniest I've heard all season. ;D |
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Mar 16, 2009 20:41:18 GMT
I'll take a bow for that one!! ;D Really? Nice one mate, I think it's the funniest I've heard all season. ;D In all fairness I got the idea from the Geordies who did something similar after his infamous outburst but to a different tune (I think) It got some real laughs at Newcastle and gradually quite a few joined in around us.  |
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Post by Ghostface on Mar 16, 2009 20:44:15 GMT
'You're Just a Fat Ugly Bastard' was very good to that fat bald bloke at Blackburn! As was 'There's only one of you English!' at West Ham!
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only1clinthill
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Post by only1clinthill on Mar 16, 2009 20:46:39 GMT
Howard give us a twitch on saturday |
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Post by robin1302 on Mar 16, 2009 20:47:51 GMT
At West Ham ans Spurs... ''there's only 4 of you English!'' |
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Post by McLovin on Mar 16, 2009 20:53:11 GMT
"your getting snipped in the morning"
"harry redknapps got a twitch EIEIO"
Us: "your gunna win fuck all, your gunna win fuck all"
Them: "youve never won fuck all, you've never won fuck all"
Us: "We've won it 2 times, we've won it two times the autoglass trophy weve won it two times"
"Keep your tits in for the lads"
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Post by Batfink on Mar 16, 2009 21:37:04 GMT
[quote author=nixon board=Potters thread=69398 post=891099 time=1237236791Us: "your gunna win fuck all, your gunna win fuck all"
Them: "youve never won fuck all, you've never won fuck all"
Us: "We've won it 2 times, we've won it two times the autoglass trophy weve won it two times"
[/quote]
The Villa fans' reaction to that was class, a look of shock and then a little giggle and a clap: Priceless.
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Post by abboscfc on Mar 16, 2009 21:59:28 GMT
the best was in spoons near the ground at everton we were in the centre of the pub surrounded by everton fans and we all sang where's my car stereo they dint seem to like it for some reason |
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Post by Jug Bank Stokie on Mar 16, 2009 22:08:21 GMT
Us: "your gunna win fuck all, your gunna win fuck all" Them: "youve never won fuck all, you've never won fuck all" Us: "We've won it 2 times, we've won it two times the autoglass trophy weve won it two times" Brilliant. Put the bait on the fishing rod and reeeeeeeeel them in. |
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Fern
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Post by Fern on Mar 16, 2009 22:22:13 GMT
Us: "your gunna win fuck all, your gunna win fuck all"
Them: "youve never won fuck all, you've never won fuck all"
Us: "We've won it 2 times, we've won it two times the autoglass trophy weve won it two times"
That was class!
At villa aswell some people were singin to Heskey ' your just a fat Lenny Henry ' was dead funny. The Agbonglahor chant was good too ;D!
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Post by jbstokie on Mar 16, 2009 22:51:48 GMT
;D Some of these are quality! What was the Agbonlahor onw?
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Post by Paul_Stoke on Mar 16, 2009 22:54:13 GMT
He's left you 2 times, he's left you 2 times,
Your so called messiah,
he fucked you 2 times
Sung by a few of us at Newcastle .
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Fern
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Post by Fern on Mar 16, 2009 23:12:43 GMT
;D Some of these are quality! What was the Agbonlahor onw? It went: Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonglahor, His mums a whore, His mums a whhhoooorrreee. Can't think the name of what tune it's too. |
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