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Post by PickSCFC on Feb 19, 2009 16:59:24 GMT
Where is he, is he still injured and if so how long for
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 19, 2009 17:11:19 GMT
He's got the same injury as Liam Lawrence
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Post by Bick on Feb 19, 2009 17:49:12 GMT
I hear, he, lawro, griff and pericard are all living together.... (Locked up in the training portacabin)
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 19, 2009 17:50:44 GMT
That can't be right Bick surely Lawrence would have kicked the door off its hinges by now and allowed them to escape.
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Post by jay1610 on Feb 19, 2009 18:39:23 GMT
Was it not he who Pulis demanded to remove all Stoke fan ties through Facebook? (I heard that on here)
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Post by garyhackett on Feb 19, 2009 22:18:07 GMT
He is on his way back from injury, be good to see him as cover for Faye and Shawcross instead of Sonko.
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 19, 2009 22:28:00 GMT
They scare me equally.
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Post by lordb on Feb 19, 2009 22:42:27 GMT
Cort is miles better than Sonko
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Post by garyhackett on Feb 19, 2009 22:45:37 GMT
Cort is miles better than Sonko Cort isnt perfect but he is much better than Donko
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 19, 2009 23:09:09 GMT
Cort in the team will see us conceding comedy goals in the 6 yards again, as he embarrasses himself by being ragdolled by the likes of Dublin, Adebola and even bloody Mifsud. Can't tackle, no strength, can only head in the opposition area.
Both lower Championship players. We carried Cort last year, his goals disguised his atrocious defensive ability.
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Post by SidibeGod on Feb 19, 2009 23:59:18 GMT
We owe a lot to Leon. He was nearly decapitated when he blocked a certain goal by Torres for that glorious point at Anfield.
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 20, 2009 0:01:55 GMT
Fair point. Everybody was a hero that day.
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Post by ghostinthehouse on Feb 20, 2009 5:09:13 GMT
in bed, I'd say
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Post by spartanstokie on Feb 20, 2009 11:23:10 GMT
cort is not a bad player and a lot more consistant than sonko
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Post by th05 on Feb 20, 2009 11:26:30 GMT
I think Cort is very decent back up.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 20, 2009 11:31:27 GMT
Cort is miles better than Sonko Cort isnt perfect but he is much better than Donko But surely that only demonstrates how shite Sonko really is
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 20, 2009 12:18:48 GMT
He's got the same injury as Liam Lawrence Exactly and absolutely right.
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Post by knowles on Feb 20, 2009 12:23:13 GMT
Cort is a much better second option than Sonko. He travelled to Sunderland so I suppose he might be considered for bench duty tomorrow?
Perhaps his return will see Sonko going out on loan to Reading?
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 20, 2009 12:25:38 GMT
He's got the same injury as Liam Lawrence Exactly and absolutely right. I think its called Pulisisanobstinatebastarditis
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 20, 2009 12:26:43 GMT
I also understand it's contagious, as is Puliswhatthefuckareyoudoingnow-emia
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 20, 2009 12:38:05 GMT
My grannies, cleaners, dogsitters, newsagent who supplies the club newspapers told me that there's an epidemic sweeping through the coaching staff at the moment which Tone infected them all with called nooneworksasaaardasmydickiephobia. I swear its true the source is impecable.
Sorry I had to throw that in I was doing cold turkey. I hadn't seen the word 'source' on here for nearly 3 weeks.
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 20, 2009 12:42:24 GMT
It's a welcome addition to your vernacular. try also in futre to garnish your posts with errant claims of being "at the ground", for authenticity also include "i've just seen" and "just been talking with" and you are well on the way.
An admrable initial effort, nonetheless
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Post by scfc75 on Feb 20, 2009 12:47:26 GMT
What about seeing cars at The Brit with private plates and trying to fit them with any player possible? I always love that....
A Merc McLaren SLR was apparently seen on the South car park yesterday with the plate K4 KA'S (note use of a cleverly positioned screw as an apostrophe)
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 20, 2009 12:47:37 GMT
Well they're all certainly more believable than "fell over me dog" ha ha ha What do they take us for?
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 20, 2009 12:54:27 GMT
What about seeing cars at The Brit with private plates and trying to fit them with any player possible? I always love that.... A Merc McLaren SLR was apparently seen on the South car park yesterday with the plate K4 KA'S (note use of a cleverly positioned screw as an apostrophe) Outstanding. Further to this point i also like the fact that it can be foreign players who have these cars. So a player currently playing in France has a right-hand drive car with a British private number plate. Fuck me, that's fortunate, now we know who he is!!!
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Post by scfc75 on Feb 20, 2009 13:00:31 GMT
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Post by pez75 on Feb 20, 2009 13:02:05 GMT
Cort is wank. I hope he never has to play for us again this season. Sonko is slightly less wank.
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Post by lordb on Feb 20, 2009 13:05:57 GMT
hmm some differnces of opinion on here on just which player is more wank than the other.
can we all just agree not to kick off when TP goes Centreback shopping in the summer.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 20, 2009 13:07:59 GMT
Shit. I'm bored. When's the next transfer window so I can practise my new found talent of telling the most fabulous lies and fooling loads of gullible people.
Hang on isn't there an election soon?
Ooh er satire.
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 20, 2009 13:10:02 GMT
Steer clear of satire on here mate.
It'll be wated, you'll find the whole exercise futile and you'll question if what you wrote is as funny as you thought it was, because people ignore it and continue to discuss a topic of conversation that has long since been finished (see above)
I hope i have saced you many hours of torment with these words of advice. Use them well.
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