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Post by Robo10 on Feb 17, 2009 13:34:16 GMT
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Post by dexter97 on Feb 17, 2009 13:57:40 GMT
Reasonably entertaining. I tittered at the bit about having to import the sacrificial virgins. ;D
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Post by Bick on Feb 17, 2009 14:04:48 GMT
Drivel??? I chortled, giggled and tittered. (in that order) "winking's a rubbish exercise: eight calories an hour max, but she doesn't find this as hilarious as I anticipated."  |
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Post by One-Two on Feb 17, 2009 14:04:59 GMT
Like that ;D
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Post by Alvechurch Assassin on Feb 17, 2009 14:19:30 GMT
Is that because there are none left?
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Post by bossthemidfield on Feb 17, 2009 14:24:38 GMT
“2) Is Stoke City's yellow away kit the reason behind our shocking points tally on the road? Judging by the message boards, this is a burning issue for many Stoke fans, and all attempts to break the hoodoo (soaking bacon and cheese oatcakes in goat urine and burying them on a waning moon, running backwards round a picture of Stanley Matthew three times while chanting: "yellow, yellow, be more mellow", and sacrificing virgins - specially shipped in from outside the Potteries - on the site of the centre spot of the old Victoria Ground, to name just three) have failed. My personal opinion is our poor record is down to us playing like village idiots away from the Britannia Stadium.”
brilliant ;D
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Post by dexter97 on Feb 17, 2009 14:27:50 GMT
Is that because there are none left? The problem is that the minimum age for a legal sacrifice is 18, and there are not many that aren't deflowered by that point. I understand that they import the virgins from Humberside, where many of the females are so ugly that even their own brothers won't touch them. |
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Post by tiemetothemast on Feb 17, 2009 14:29:12 GMT
It's just a pity I can't spell Matthews.
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Post by Peters Pipe on Feb 17, 2009 18:20:10 GMT
Malady Sidibe.... ;D
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Post by McLovin on Feb 17, 2009 18:48:49 GMT
quality ;D
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Post by guernseydave on Feb 17, 2009 19:07:41 GMT
I enjoyed that !
GD
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Post by crimesy on Feb 17, 2009 19:13:13 GMT
Not 'Drivel' at all - far from it - great read i thought, the away day ritual making me laugh out loud. ;D
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