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Post by wakefieldstokie on Jan 24, 2008 12:49:14 GMT
I thought Sky's "Stoke have Austin Power" was pretty good.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2008 12:52:05 GMT
“Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious”
When Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic.
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Post by FullerMagic on Jan 24, 2008 12:53:47 GMT
I remember this one from a few years ago.
Fuchs wants Kuntz talks
by Chris Ives - Last Updated 10 Sep 2004
Bundesliga outfit Wolfsburg are reportedly talking to former German international striker Stefan Kuntz about the vacant post of sport director.
The Wolfsburger Nachrichten reports that Wolves executive Klaus Fuchs is planning to meet Kuntz to discuss the position left vacant after Peter Pander's recent resignation.
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Jan 24, 2008 12:54:54 GMT
I swear after Leicester had all that trouble in la manga, The Sun had a headline of "LEICESTER SET TO CHOP DICKOV".
Nasty.
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Post by Davef on Jan 24, 2008 12:55:47 GMT
SINNOTT NOT DOWNBEAT AS
BLUE SQUARE BECKONS VALE
It's not happened yet, but it won't be long.
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Post by bettyswallocks on Jan 24, 2008 12:59:54 GMT
Taken from the sentinel March 2009
SPIDERMAN BATMAN ROBIN HOOD AND BANNAMAN STORM VALE DIRECTORS
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Post by Homzy on Jan 24, 2008 13:02:21 GMT
Couple from my locker...
"Storrie reveals when Harry met Sulley" - Redknapp had talks with Muntari about his disclipline.
"Allardyce aims to be Fanni magnet" - When Newcastle were interested in Rod Fanni.
Sure there's more!
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Post by wakefieldstokie on Jan 24, 2008 13:04:26 GMT
"LEICESTER SET TO CHOP DICKOV". ;D
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Post by trout-licker on Jan 24, 2008 13:04:53 GMT
From a few years back in the Sentinal
"Foyle Sweats Over Brookers Groin"
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Post by BangorStokie on Jan 24, 2008 21:16:59 GMT
i can remember listening to bit of a fail game on radio stoke many years ago. the commentator said 'boogie is dribbling down the left side'
made me chuckle
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Post by boothenendboy on Jan 24, 2008 21:21:59 GMT
"lee sinnot is a fucking cunt"maDE me laugh.
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Post by Dallas Cowboy on Jan 24, 2008 21:39:46 GMT
I can't remember if this is a true Sentinel headline or an apocryphal one. It dates from the late 1960s:
Plucky Potters Pipped At Post.
Maybe someone else can remember if it was an acutal headline or not.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jan 24, 2008 22:03:30 GMT
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Post by lurcherman on Jan 24, 2008 22:07:40 GMT
Stoke swoop for Ronaldo and Rooney ;D
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Post by boothenendboy on Jan 24, 2008 22:08:21 GMT
some funny non football ones;
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
16. War Dims Hope for Peace
17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
24. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
25. School Violence: Teachers Hit Out
26. Football Chief Wants To See More Sweaty Girls
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