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Post by Beebster on Feb 5, 2009 11:46:55 GMT
I found this just now evertons version of the torres song liverpool fans have made me laugh alot!
Everton's version is..
He's half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres
He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres Carraghers bit on the side!
;D ;D Pisser.
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 5, 2009 11:49:21 GMT
Brilliant!
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Post by viiistokieviii on Feb 5, 2009 11:51:46 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by shoey100 on Feb 5, 2009 11:55:16 GMT
Man City did a similar one last season:
His mother says he isn't gay Torres Torres,
He likes to wear his hair that way Torres Torres,
When he scores he jumps for joy,
He looks just like a ladyboy,
Fernando Torres takes it up the arse
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Post by jbstokie on Feb 5, 2009 11:56:12 GMT
Quality, too bad we've already played them twice now  Ah well, next year  |
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Post by sheikhmomo on Feb 5, 2009 11:56:36 GMT
Hasn't this sort of creativity been outlawed since 'Sol gate'?
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Post by Beebster on Feb 5, 2009 12:00:13 GMT
Man City did a similar one last season: His mother says he isn't gay Torres Torres, He likes to wear his hair that way Torres Torres, When he scores he jumps for joy, He looks just like a ladyboy, Fernando Torres takes it up the arse ;D ;D Thats even funnier - shame it was song by them manc tw@s  |
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Post by shoey100 on Feb 5, 2009 12:06:51 GMT
Beebster - think they did a second verse too, something along the lines of:
The lades think he is a gent Torres Torres,
But we all know that he is bent Torres Torres,
He likes to take it up the rear,
The dirty little Spanish queer,
Fernando Torres takes it up the arse
Quite witty for Mancs. But as sheikh points out, no doubt people will be playing the p.c card again at some point...
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Post by twisty on Feb 5, 2009 12:17:37 GMT
What was the Carlos Tevez one,, summit about him being an ugly c unt and his head being sewn on back to front ;D
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Post by Beebster on Feb 5, 2009 12:18:59 GMT
Beebster - think they did a second verse too, something along the lines of: The lades think he is a gent Torres Torres, But we all know that he is bent Torres Torres, He likes to take it up the rear, The dirty little Spanish queer, Fernando Torres takes it up the arse Quite witty for Mancs. But as sheikh points out, no doubt people will be playing the p.c card again at some point... Pisser. But they are a bit close to the knuckle tho. |
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Post by CillaBlacksPissFlaps on Feb 5, 2009 12:31:06 GMT
The one Utd sing about Torres.
He wants to be a manc he sez Torres Torres
We fucked him off and signed Tevez, Tevez Tevez
And now he's playing for the scouse where all the cvnts will rob his house
Fernando Torres Liverpool's full of crime.
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Post by LGH87 on Feb 5, 2009 12:32:11 GMT
his neck scars prove he has no head, tevez tevez
he is fucking interbred, tevez tevez
you ugly twat, you man u cunt,
theyve sewn your head on back to front
carlos tevez is an ugly twat!
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Post by Beebster on Feb 5, 2009 12:34:12 GMT
;D Utd's one is good, but the Tevez one's a bit harsh. |
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Post by Corporal Clegg on Feb 5, 2009 12:37:29 GMT
His mother says he isn't gay Torres Torres, He likes to wear his hair that way Torres Torres, When he scores he jumps for joy, He looks just like a ladyboy, Fernando Torres takes it up the arse thats well funny |
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Post by serpico on Feb 5, 2009 13:53:48 GMT
He wears the city top with pride, lawrence-lawrence He'll skin you all alive and score, Lawrence-Lawrence He takes his orders from TonyP Give him the ball and you will see Why Liam Lawrence is City's golden boy ? |
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Post by twisty on Feb 5, 2009 13:58:34 GMT
his neck scars prove he has no head, tevez tevez he is fucking interbred, tevez tevez you ugly twat, you man u cunt, theyve sewn your head on back to front carlos tevez is an ugly twat! That was it ;D |
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Post by eddy_under_fire'sviews on Feb 5, 2009 14:00:55 GMT
great serps... bar the last line. golden boy? makes him sound pretty gay  |
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Post by stokecityscott on Feb 5, 2009 14:05:47 GMT
Haha, got admit scousers always make good songs
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Post by kiwi on Feb 5, 2009 14:06:20 GMT
they all sound pretty good but what tune do you sing them along too?!  |
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Post by powchirper on Feb 5, 2009 14:21:55 GMT
sounds like t6his
they're all on there.
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Post by kiwi on Feb 5, 2009 14:24:02 GMT
2 german officers in tank! got it cheers |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 5, 2009 14:26:09 GMT
He wears the city top with pride, lawrence-lawrence He'll skin you all alive and score, Lawrence-Lawrence He takes his orders from TonyP Give him the ball and you will see Why Liam Lawrence is City's golden boy ? I fail to see how "pride" and "score" rhyme. Like "Girl" and "Transvestite"... They seem to be missing the point a bit there too. |
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Post by miffmister on Feb 5, 2009 15:35:50 GMT
Shiek, only outlawed if not true, allegedly! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Brick-Top on Feb 5, 2009 15:51:52 GMT
The Tevez one i saw was:
His neck scars proved he lost his head, Tevez Tevez
You'll never get a bird in bed, Tevez Tevez
You ugly twat, you argie c*nt
They've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters Son!
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Post by Irish Stokie on Feb 5, 2009 15:52:55 GMT
To be fair that one about Tevez is funny as fuck and so are the Torres ones but with the PC madness we live in they will no doubt get some clubs fans banned which is ridiculous as its just a bit of fun for fuck sake
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Post by powchirper on Feb 5, 2009 15:53:05 GMT
The Tevez one i saw was: His neck scars proved he lost his head, Tevez Tevez You'll never get a bird in bed, Tevez Tevez You ugly twat, you argie c*nt They've sewn your head on back to front Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters Son! the best by a yard. |
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Post by scfclifer on Feb 5, 2009 15:53:38 GMT
Man City did a similar one last season: His mother says he isn't gay Torres Torres, He likes to wear his hair that way Torres Torres, When he scores he jumps for joy, He looks just like a ladyboy, Fernando Torres takes it up the arse i heard something simalar to that at work He told his ma he wasn't gay ,torres,torres he likes to wear his hair that way ,torres ,torres you know he takes it up the arse, he shares a bed with steve gerrard, fernando torres is a ladyboy na na na na na na na naa torres torres |
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Post by DelapsWankingArm on Feb 5, 2009 15:57:29 GMT
The Tevez one i saw was: His neck scars proved he lost his head, Tevez Tevez You'll never get a bird in bed, Tevez Tevez You ugly twat, you argie c*nt They've sewn your head on back to front Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters Son! Thats one i saw on another message board aswell mate. |
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Post by R.I.P Fullers Nan on Feb 5, 2009 16:00:14 GMT
This is amazing.
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