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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 13:47:51 GMT
Post by swampySCFC on Jan 28, 2009 13:47:51 GMT
Has scored in every game he has played in against Stoke.
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 13:48:29 GMT
Post by vestanpance on Jan 28, 2009 13:48:29 GMT
His genital topiary is styled by Flitwicks of West Bromwich
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 13:51:19 GMT
Post by Danstoke82 on Jan 28, 2009 13:51:19 GMT
He loves playing against us, I remember when he notched the winner against us when he was at Bournemouth. I am fast starting to hate the little git. Thank god we dont have to meet him again.
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 13:52:02 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2009 13:52:02 GMT
He has a dog called Derek that is allergic to pepper and Cumberland sausage.
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 13:52:19 GMT
Post by vestanpance on Jan 28, 2009 13:52:19 GMT
He loves playing against us, I remember when he notched the winner against us when he was at Bournemouth. I am fast starting to hate the little git. Thank god we dont have to meet him again. In fairness, you are off topic a little mate. What about his pubes?
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 13:52:56 GMT
Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 28, 2009 13:52:56 GMT
Its because we don't mark the little shit! Last night it was Shawcross who forgot to mark him
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 13:53:36 GMT
Post by Danstoke82 on Jan 28, 2009 13:53:36 GMT
We dont mark dangerous, quick and tricky players. We try to block out the old and slow.
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 13:57:05 GMT
Post by vestanpance on Jan 28, 2009 13:57:05 GMT
Defoe is currently engaged in sexual congress with the bint who won celebrity big brother, as well as an afghan hound, two gerbils and the reclusive hamlet of Lower Uppington, Norfolk. He has a Phd in Astro-Physics and is mooted to be the first London-based central forward to be included on the Mars missions (to be filmed in Iceland) sometime in 2014.
His penis curves slightly to the left and his budgie knows all three verses of Deutchland uber alles and often recites it at dinner parties, for which reason he is seldom invited.
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 13:57:23 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2009 13:57:23 GMT
Is the answer Trevor MacDonald?
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 13:58:01 GMT
Post by vestanpance on Jan 28, 2009 13:58:01 GMT
I shouldn't have thought so. Can i have my shears back?
Nell McAndrew?
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 14:01:03 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2009 14:01:03 GMT
I don’t get it?
Unlike your mum.
Kind regards
WD
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 14:05:54 GMT
Post by vestanpance on Jan 28, 2009 14:05:54 GMT
No, your mum.
Best Wishes
VP
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 14:08:07 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2009 14:08:07 GMT
Yo momma’s so fat.
Kind regards
WD
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 14:23:05 GMT
Post by swampySCFC on Jan 28, 2009 14:23:05 GMT
He loves playing against us, I remember when he notched the winner against us when he was at Bournemouth. I am fast starting to hate the little git. Thank god we dont have to meet him again. Was that the lob from the wing, midweek game? I said to my mate "theres no way we'll lose this game" Next minute he scored...finito
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 14:24:31 GMT
Post by vestanpance on Jan 28, 2009 14:24:31 GMT
Do you mind? We're trying to have a conversation here.
Yo momma's so ugly
With lasting & endearing respect,
VP
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 14:36:00 GMT
Post by swampySCFC on Jan 28, 2009 14:36:00 GMT
My mommas dead so she probably is ugly now
Stop...carry on
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 14:40:19 GMT
Post by Timmypotter on Jan 28, 2009 14:40:19 GMT
His genital topiary is styled by Flitwicks of West Bromwich I think you'll find that he always wears his lucky merkin against us though. Hasn't failed him once.
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 14:53:21 GMT
Post by Bick on Jan 28, 2009 14:53:21 GMT
He pissed me off last night, bitching and complaining throughout the match!
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tesco
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 15:05:31 GMT
Post by tesco on Jan 28, 2009 15:05:31 GMT
He loves playing against us, I remember when he notched the winner against us when he was at Bournemouth. I am fast starting to hate the little git. Thank god we dont have to meet him again. If you mean the game at the Brit I'm pretty sure we won 2-1. But even so he was, at age 17, the best player on the pitch by a mile.
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 15:08:34 GMT
Post by swampySCFC on Jan 28, 2009 15:08:34 GMT
No the one I saw was at dean Court late 90s?????
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 15:14:14 GMT
Post by stokietillidied on Jan 28, 2009 15:14:14 GMT
man! I stink!
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tesco
Youth Player
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Defoe
Jan 28, 2009 15:17:21 GMT
Post by tesco on Jan 28, 2009 15:17:21 GMT
No the one I saw was at dean Court late 90s????? You and Danstoke82 are probably right. I only remember the game at the Brit and being really impressed with everything about Defoe. He was 17 going on 27 and so quick it was scary !
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