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Post by 4kingal on Jan 23, 2009 1:18:38 GMT
This one is for everyone who... a) has kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids. I guess that means all of us!!
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said , 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a dev astated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'
She replied, 'What happened to my bogey?'
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Post by grandad on Jan 23, 2009 16:45:01 GMT
;D nice one mate ;D
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Post by myleftboot on Jan 23, 2009 16:46:49 GMT
Pisser ;D
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Post by rocket88 on Jan 23, 2009 17:58:32 GMT
When my lad was a baby , i fed him his bottle, winded him, then lay on the settee & held him up in the air . He puked straight down my throat !!!!! Bless Him. ;D It tasted owrate tho, cuz eet woz only milk.
Modified; Twice, cuz i become dyslexic when i'm on a keyboard.
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Post by DelapsWankingArm on Jan 23, 2009 20:55:18 GMT
pisser ;D
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Post by stokie25 on Jan 23, 2009 20:59:57 GMT
when my 12 year old was 2 she was eating a bag of wotsits whilst we sat watching TV. She stuck her hand out to tell me that her fingers were covered in orange crumbs (she has always had a weird thing about her hands being dirty ??? ) so i sucked her fingers clean, only to find that she'd picked her nose!!!! Apparently according to my other half, it's still hilarious i was nearly sick!!
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Post by buxtop on Jan 23, 2009 21:03:01 GMT
when my 12 year old was 2 she was eating a bag of wotsits whilst we sat watching TV. She stuck her hand out to tell me that her fingers were covered in orange crumbs (she has always had a weird thing about her hands being dirty ??? ) so i sucked her fingers clean, only to find that she'd picked her nose!!!! Apparently according to my other half, it's still hilarious i was nearly sick!! Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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