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Post by vikingflagship on Jan 20, 2009 11:02:36 GMT
Transcript of Phone Call Between City & Kaka
I have come across dialogue between Man City and AC Milan superstar Kaka. Unfortunately I only have the script from the City end but I think it is clear for all as to the total content:
"Hello, is that Kaka? How do you fancy becoming the supply line to Craig Bellamy and Darius Vassell this winter?
"No, your fellow countryman doesn’t like the cold and will be out until mid April - but you will play alongside Stephen Ireland"
"No, Kaka, Ireland is a person not a country"
"yes, I fully appreciate that he is not Ronaldinho, Pirlo or even Beckham but many fans have him in their fantasy football"
"I know you are currently the richest man in Italy but we can double it!"
"erm, well, we have had a bit of a slide recently and we are currently 15th"
"erm, out of 20...... but Mark Hughes once won the double for our neighbours"
"Hughes"
"Ex Blackburn boss"
"Blackburn, Blackburn Rovers"
"No, Blackburn......Black.....Burn"
"HUGHES man, HUGHES!!!"
"He once scored a good goal against Spain"
"No, thats Gerry Armstrong..... anyway, are you coming or not?"
"Usually about two thirds full but if we play a big team its really rocks"
"yes I know, but we dont even have a car park cos all the fans walk to the ground they are so local"
"Relevance? well, I suppose its all they have to brag about whether its true or not"
"Only the one to be fair but its called 'blue moon' you will love it"
"Blue"
"yes, definitely blue, always has been"
"No, no, no, they are in Trafford"
"yes they are, steeped in it in fact but what good is history to you my ambitious friend?"
"erm, 1976 I think"
"it was the er, the er League cup if memory serves me right"
"Well, the plan was to get in the top 4 this season and then....."
"yes, I realise that but....."
"Aston Villa? Whats it got to do with them?"
"Yes, I know but we have been down this history route already"
"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know about Nottingham Forest?"
"Yes, yes, and Leeds United also made a final but you are missing my point, this is all about the future"
"Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!"
"yes I know he did and he was a legend there but he is a changed man"
"forget them, they are falling apart"
"But all those trophies were won last year! They have won nothing in 2009"
"I have told you.... 1976!!!!"
"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know that Virginia Wade has won Wimbledon since then?"
"Yes she probably is in her 60's"
"I dont know, probably about 10 league titles, 2 european cups and countless domestic cups what has that got to do with it?"
"76,000 why?"
"yes, every game, even minor cups I suppose, but where is this getting us?"
"Yes, the league cup is considered a minor cup over here why?"
"I know, I know, I know, ok perhaps they won the FA Cup in 1970 or something does it really matter?"
"look, Kaka, we will treble whatever you are on now, buy you a mansion in Alderley Edge and give you a helicopter for your front lawn....are you joining us?"
"NO!, its owned by the council - what has the ground got to do with anything"
"well, officially its the city of manchester stadium but most people call it Eastlands"
"EAST!, not Waste"
"You will be adored there"
"No, not there, here I meant"
"No, thats Old Trafford, I meant adored here at Waste....erm, Eastlands"
"Anderson??? what does he know?"
"Ok I hear what you say, but other than Pride, Ambition, Achievement, History, Passion and a large car park - what can they offer you?"
"what do you mean no credit left in your phone.....I phoned you"
"Hello, Mr Kaka,...... Mr Kaka are you there?............................YOU RED B*ST*RD!!!!!"
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Post by dexter97 on Jan 20, 2009 11:08:04 GMT
;D
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Post by STAYIN UP FOR..scfcboothengirl on Jan 20, 2009 11:10:15 GMT
or ..........
kaka: "have we played stoke both times yet??"
man citeh: "no, we have to play them at their place end of the month"
kaka: "is that abdoulaye fella gonna play"
man citeh: "most probably, so you gonna sign or not??"
kaka: "fuck that, if im in italy im 1000's of miles away from abdoulaye and still not safe!"
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Post by Strange Boy on Jan 20, 2009 11:28:39 GMT
Quality lol......I love and work in Manchester and there are loads of City fans in my office. This is deffo gettin circulated ;D
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Post by johnnyrotten on Jan 20, 2009 12:40:40 GMT
Brilliant! ;D
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Post by carverdoone on Jan 20, 2009 12:42:30 GMT
Quality lol......I love and work in Manchester and there are loads of City fans in my office. This is deffo gettin circulated ;D Thats nice. Where do you live? |
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Post by knowles on Jan 20, 2009 12:47:16 GMT
Nice one Viking ;D
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Jan 20, 2009 12:52:59 GMT
;D Fantastic! One of the funniest things on here for a good while that.
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Post by jbstokie on Jan 20, 2009 12:53:33 GMT
Haha ;D
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 20, 2009 13:13:39 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by th05 on Jan 20, 2009 13:16:05 GMT
;D
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jan 20, 2009 14:23:41 GMT
Great stuff!
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Post by McLovin on Jan 20, 2009 19:33:12 GMT
thats hilarious. ;D
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Post by crimesy on Jan 20, 2009 19:40:14 GMT
brilliant ;D made me laugh did that  |
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Post by Paul Spencer on Jan 20, 2009 19:48:29 GMT
Genius!
It deserves a bigger platform actually.
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Post by smiler_andy on Jan 20, 2009 20:08:32 GMT
Very Funny
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Post by powchirper on Jan 20, 2009 20:46:43 GMT
seen it before, the first line has been changed though and its obviously the work of a shit fan who's address is below.
Shit fan
England somewhere.
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Post by stokiehad on Jan 20, 2009 20:47:59 GMT
or .......... kaka: "have we played stoke both times yet??" man citeh: "no, we have to play them at their place end of the month" kaka: "is that abdoulaye fella gonna play" man citeh: "most probably, so you gonna sign or not??" kaka: "fuck that, if im in italy im 1000's of miles away from abdoulaye and still not safe!" hahaha love it  |
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Post by onlyonesirstan on Jan 21, 2009 9:56:23 GMT
That was class, and the bit about Faye was pure genius as well.
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