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Post by armitagestokie on Jan 11, 2009 21:42:59 GMT
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What is a zebra?
25 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep/the one that can run the fastest.
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Post by Miniman on Jan 11, 2009 21:52:43 GMT
Some really cheesy ones in there ;D
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Post by frasiertruffles on Jan 11, 2009 22:12:15 GMT
;D Them jokes are crackers.
Unless it's just the way you tell'em. ;D
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Post by stokiematt on Jan 11, 2009 22:18:46 GMT
whats the rarest tropical disease? frostbite  |
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Post by powchirper on Jan 11, 2009 22:20:32 GMT
whats the rarest tropical disease? frostbite this one beats all the xmas cracker jokes hands down., |
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Post by stokiematt on Jan 11, 2009 22:21:06 GMT
;D
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jan 11, 2009 22:30:23 GMT
Whats white and can't climb trees?
A Fridge Freezer.
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Post by frasiertruffles on Jan 12, 2009 0:11:21 GMT
Whats blue and white all over........ ........A fridge with a denim jacket on See, it's not as funny when i tell them because i don't laugh.  |
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