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Post by StatesideStokie on Jan 9, 2009 18:12:38 GMT
He's Spanish and he plays up front, Torres, Torres
But we all know that he's a cunt, Torres, Torres
This afternoon he'll shit his kegs
When Abdy Faye breaks his legs,
Fernando Torres, you'll never walk again!
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Post by jbstokie on Jan 9, 2009 18:14:32 GMT
Like it!
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Post by Championship Potter on Jan 9, 2009 18:14:55 GMT
Brilliant. ;D ;D
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Post by Aleksandr Orlov on Jan 9, 2009 18:23:06 GMT
yhh not bad
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Post by Brick-Top on Jan 9, 2009 18:27:59 GMT
I have one...
JIPPO JIPPO JIPPO JIPPO...repeat to fade
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Post by Block 26 on Jan 9, 2009 18:37:06 GMT
I have one... JIPPO JIPPO JIPPO JIPPO...repeat to fade ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by luke45 on Jan 9, 2009 18:48:31 GMT
He's Spanish and he plays up front, Torres, Torres But we all know that he's a cunt, Torres, Torres This afternoon he'll shit his kegs When Abdy Faye breaks his legs, Fernando Torres, you'll never walk again! Like It !!! ;D |
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Post by jbstokie on Jan 9, 2009 18:49:51 GMT
Who ate all the paella, who ate all the... Syllable issue could cause a problem  |
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Post by Targaryen Stokie on Jan 9, 2009 18:50:36 GMT
I have one... JIPPO JIPPO JIPPO JIPPO...repeat to fade Simple yet effective. |
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Post by Valiants on Jan 9, 2009 19:23:29 GMT
the scousers said he isnt gay TORRES TORRES He likes to wear his hair that way TORRES TORRES And when he scores he jumps for joy and looks just like a ladyboy FERNANDO TORRES TAKES IT UP THE ARSE!!!  |
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Post by whelan_6 on Jan 9, 2009 19:29:43 GMT
Fernando torres looks like britney spears,
fernando torres is a fucking quere,
fernando torres...gerrard wants to shag you.....
to the i love you baby tune.
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Post by tpsbarmyarmy on Jan 9, 2009 19:33:04 GMT
the scousers said he isnt gay TORRES TORRES He likes to wear his hair that way TORRES TORRES And when he scores he jumps for joy and looks just like a ladyboy FERNANDO TORRES TAKES IT UP THE ARSE!!! ;D |
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Post by headsgoup on Jan 9, 2009 19:39:29 GMT
The Abba song
There's a something smelly in the air tonight
It's that scouser shite
Fernando
He stinks of shit and pee
The dirty flea
Fernando
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Post by richardparker on Jan 9, 2009 20:11:51 GMT
Fernando
'La Chica'
Walks like a women
And he wears a bra!
A la Georgie Best, Superstar (to tune of Jesus Christ Superstar).
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Post by shoey100 on Jan 10, 2009 11:14:25 GMT
I posted similar lyrics to Vailiants yesterday (think it was Man City who originated that verse). How about a second verse of:
The ladies think he is a gent, Torres Torres
But we all know that he is bent, Torres Torres,
He likes to take it up the rear
The dirty little Spanish queer,
Fernando Torres takes it up the arse
To go with the one posted by Valiants?
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