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Post by rindalstokie on Jan 2, 2009 12:04:55 GMT
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Post by chrispk76 on Jan 2, 2009 12:06:12 GMT
has fuller been keeping his fitness levels up at another club  |
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Post by BuzzB on Jan 2, 2009 12:07:25 GMT
and we thought Fuller was a mardarse!! ;D
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Post by sgtpotter89 on Jan 2, 2009 12:09:05 GMT
its in Royston, right out of League of Gentleman. Maybe Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton are behind this
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Post by bertieb on Jan 2, 2009 13:32:29 GMT
Love the quote "We don't want to make it sound worse than it was"  obviously we dont want anyone thinking there was a nutter on the pitch with a sword or owt do we ;D RS |
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Post by northstokie on Jan 2, 2009 13:40:42 GMT
Different story from December....
Anthony Lloyd, 20, was ordered off the park pitch for foul language but returned with the running power tool and tried to chop the hands off rival Paul Westwood while yelling: "I'm a crank."
Prosecutor Laura Plant told the court: "They heard an engine start and saw the defendant coming out of the bushes revving a chainsaw.
"The victim's friend ran off, leaving him cornered by the defendant."
Lloyd began thrusting the chainsaw at Mr Westwood, cutting his chest.
Ms Plant added: "He tried to chop his hands off while Mr Westwood was defending himself. He then walked off."
Guildford Crown Court heard that Lloyd, who had been drinking, had seven previous convictions and was on a conditional discharge for possessing a knife when he went on the rampage on Horley, Surrey.
Police caught up with Lloyd shortly before 3am on July 23, and the weapon was later found in the same road.
Lloyd admitted possessing an offensive weapon and affray at the hearing.
Judge Neil Stewart sentenced Lloyd to 12 months' imprisonment, suspended for two years, and ordered him to attend a drug rehabilitation programme.
He said: "You had been drinking, you were unpleasant, you went away and then for some reason you brought back a chainsaw which was running.
"Paul Westwood was at your mercy, cowering under a bush. Mercifully, almost miraculously one might say, it only resulted in a superficial cut.
"Your offending behaviour is very closely tied up with the extent to which you will carry on taking drugs and drinking."
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Post by bertieb on Jan 2, 2009 13:57:58 GMT
Another quote
"You had been drinking, you were unpleasant, you went away and then for some reason you brought back a chainsaw which was running."
I would have said the reason was to cut his hands off!
Glad the poor mite was'nt sent to prison because he never actually cut his hands off did he, no harm done then.
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obviously we dont want anyone thinking there was a nutter on the pitch with a sword or owt do we ;D
