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Post by winger on Dec 31, 2008 14:39:00 GMT
"I said to him, 'Griff, clear the ball out.'"
Very likely.
The real version:
"I said to him, 'You useless fucking twat Griffin, you shortarsed clown, you're not fit to lace my boots.'"
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Post by stokielegend on Dec 31, 2008 14:41:30 GMT
its what griff said to fuller ....
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Post by winger on Dec 31, 2008 14:50:30 GMT
thanks legend, but the lead post is a prompt for a humorous exchange of wittery, even though I know this to be a banned activity since Promotion and the arrival to this board of 10K gloryhunters.
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Dec 31, 2008 14:59:52 GMT
I suspect that Griff made the mistake of saying that he "preferred 'Tie me to the mast' to that book with no proper ending by that mate of Bozzies". Ricci, like the legend he is, was having none of it and lept to the defence of the Bozzie rimmer. In the circumstances the red card should surely be rescinded. ;D
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Post by winger on Dec 31, 2008 15:05:46 GMT
There, now Lakeland is a bit out of practice but at least he's having a go...
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Post by Peters Pipe on Dec 31, 2008 15:11:12 GMT
RF: You're a useless twat Griff, that goal was all your fault....
AG marches up to Ric......
RF: And you've been drinking my Reggae Reggae sauce behind my back, I can see it on your chin!
(Wipes off said sauce with hand).
AG: Get off the pitch, it's Boothenendboys sauce, not yours. His sauce is spot on like.....
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Post by Southstander on Dec 31, 2008 15:13:14 GMT
Fuller: "Wagwan! A said clear out dem der ball! Y'ear?!"
Griff: "F*** off!"
Fuller: "Ya gan reaaaally regret dat". [Slap.]
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Post by Batfink on Dec 31, 2008 15:13:17 GMT
"I said to him, 'That was shit and you smell of piss, you little fat grey haired fart.'"
Griffin responded with "that's a bit mean don't you think Riccy?".
And as Fuller said, that is just disrespectful and not at all acceptable - anything that Rik says should just be agreed with and accepted - no questions asked.
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Post by pretzel on Dec 31, 2008 16:07:30 GMT
"I said to him, 'Griff, clear the ball out.'" Very likely. The real version: "I said to him, 'You useless fucking twat Griffin, you shortarsed clown, you're not fit to lace my boots.'" After seeing him on Boxing day, I'd say that whoever it is that laces Fuller's boots, isn't fit to lace his boots  |
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Post by stokie25 on Dec 31, 2008 16:09:51 GMT
After seeing him on Boxing day, I'd say that whoever it is that laces Fuller's boots, isn't fit to lace his boots what's the betting Pericard did em up  |
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Post by winger on Dec 31, 2008 16:13:51 GMT
That's the spirit!
You're restoring my sole.
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Post by Ghostface on Dec 31, 2008 16:20:33 GMT
Fuller: Fuck me Griff what was that you pathetic excuse for a fucking defender, turning your back is fucking cowardice!!!
Griff: If you hadnt taken so long having a shit at half time, we might have kicked off earlier and I'd have been properly warmed up!!
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Post by Peters Pipe on Dec 31, 2008 16:21:18 GMT
Lemon or Dover winger?
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Post by GazMcNicol on Dec 31, 2008 16:55:42 GMT
That's the spirit! You're restoring my sole. Why, are your shoes knackered as well as Fullers? |
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Post by Davef on Dec 31, 2008 17:25:10 GMT
Fuller: "I don't believe it, the knob end is bringing Pericard on instead of Tonge. You're the captain, do something about it" Griffin: "Stop moaning or f**k off up the Vale". Well he did say Griff was rude and disrespectful. And that kind of thing does deserve a slap.  |
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Post by guernseydave on Dec 31, 2008 17:29:42 GMT
Fuller. "I think authorcunt latest book is ace"
Griff. "Fuck of its a wank as the last one. Plus MCF is wonderful"
GD
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Dec 31, 2008 17:37:33 GMT
Fuller - ' Bloody hell Griff man why didnt you clear the ball out man?!' Griff (in the style of Newman and Baddiel) - "Oi Ric! See that Pericard warming up over there? You aspire to be like him. You wish you were as good as him. He's also your best mate!" Fuller - *SLAP!* |
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Post by theginsoakedboy on Dec 31, 2008 17:38:58 GMT
With some help from Jerry Dammers..............
AG: Aye aye aye, aye aye aye*
RF: Tell you baby, you huggin up the big monkey man
AG: Aye aye aye, aye aye aye
RF: Tell you baby, you huggin up the big monkey man
AG: I never saw you, I only heard of you
RF: huggin up the big monkey man
AG: I never saw you, I only heard of you
RF:huggin up the big monkey man
And then he slapped him.
*Griff obviously never got over the Geordie period in his life...........
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Post by offthewall on Dec 31, 2008 17:39:23 GMT
Griff - "your late turn up put me off, lay off the jerk chicken"
Fuller - "what did you call me?" - slap
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Post by PolPotter on Dec 31, 2008 17:39:52 GMT
Fuller: "Wagwan! A said clear out dem der ball! Y'ear?!" Griff: "F*** off!" Fuller: "Ya gan reaaaally regret dat". [Slap.] Since when has Ricardo been a Geordie? |
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Post by guernseydave on Dec 31, 2008 17:51:03 GMT
Fuller "It is said griff that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company so that through leaned discourse he may rise above the savage and get closer to god"
Griff "I'd Heard that, personally however I prefer to play football without having to put up with mardy injury prone black men who get sent off at every opportunity so it reminds me I'm best !"
GD
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Post by shaggybear on Jan 1, 2009 0:45:27 GMT
Fuller: "Wagwan! A said clear out dem der ball! Y'ear?!" Griff: "F*** off!" Fuller: "Ya gan reaaaally regret dat". [Slap.] hahahahah Classic. |
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Post by Beardy200 on Jan 1, 2009 0:55:30 GMT
Fuller: "I don't believe it, the knob end is bringing Pericard on instead of Tonge. You're the captain, do something about it" Griffin: "Stop moaning or f**k off up the Vale". Well he did say Griff was rude and disrespectful. And that kind of thing does deserve a slap. Nice one Dave ... the best one me reckons |
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Post by bolly_premprem on Jan 1, 2009 3:23:48 GMT
griff: oi ricci, your lace is undone
followed by
griff: ha ha made you look - 1 nil
slap.
then it really was 1 - 0
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Post by Smudge_SCFC on Jan 1, 2009 9:12:32 GMT
I have a friend who knows someone personally who used to know a bloke who went to Jamaica and met this bloke who used to play in the same boys teams as one of Ricardo Fuller's best mates and he says the following is 100% genuine...
RF: "Bad show, bladdy bad show with that clearance old boy!"
AG: "Sir, there was no lack of vigour in my attempt to clear the ball. Circumstances conspired against just such an outcome. I apologise if my efforts fell short of your expectations"
RF: "Apology aside, I put it to your that your incompetence has cost this team of ours a goal and the lead. The task of emerging from this soccer match victorious is now in question."
AG: "A gentleman would not pursue this matter any further. You sir are a cad and a bounder and I would urge you concentrate your energy on your own efforts and trying to stay upright whenever you feel the vibration of an approaching defender!"
[RICARDO FULLER, INCANDESCENT WITH RAGE, SLAPS GRIFFIN ACROSS THE FACE]
RF: "I will not allow such an insult to my character to go uncontested and I challenge you sir to a duel. Have your second consult with mine to arrange a suitable place where me may meet at dawn and resolve with matter like men and with honour!"
AG: "It will be my pleasure to teach manners to so loathsome a creature as yourself. Now please remove yourself from the playing area so that the rest of us may continue this match. Even with 10 against their 11 I believe we shall ultimately prevail!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2009 10:19:44 GMT
Fuller: Oi c**t , get 'ere now
Faye: Griff he's talking to you..
Griff:How d'ya make that out
Faye: Well you're shit ..but mainly cos I'm 6 foot 2 , 13stone 10 lbs of wall to wall muscle....and you're a grey haired 5 foot 8 midget ..
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2009 10:25:46 GMT
IS this some kind of masonic thread for long term fans ?
I have been to macclesfield watching stoke --- does that count ?
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Post by JoeinOz on Jan 1, 2009 10:28:18 GMT
I think Fuller did it to get sent off and so avoid a 'meaningless' FA cup tie.
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Jan 1, 2009 10:35:32 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2009 10:39:43 GMT
I think Fuller did it to get sent off and so avoid a 'meaningless' FA cup tie. Probably right, obviously didn't fancy the meaningless games against Liverpool and Chelsea either ;D |
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