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Post by banburypotter on Dec 29, 2008 14:13:45 GMT
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Post by redrob on Dec 29, 2008 14:17:07 GMT
so nothing to worry about then!
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Post by stokie25 on Dec 29, 2008 14:17:46 GMT
"i'll do my best as usual" - Vincent Pericard 29.12.2008...Classic!! Is this for real? I'm waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out any minute and say "Stoke City - you've been 'punked' " It is going to be truly painful to get behind this bloke and support him....this is going to be a true test of our allegience, i think  |
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Dec 29, 2008 14:18:55 GMT
Trust me when I say this Vince, you are the only one looking forward to you playing!  |
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Post by foxxy on Dec 29, 2008 14:23:57 GMT
We have no one else so lets see what he can do, i know hes had plenty of chances before but lets get behind him and hope for the best, he was good once as portsmouth fans will tell you so lets hope he finds some of that (very) old form because my god we need something!
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Post by lew86 on Dec 29, 2008 14:25:16 GMT
If he had any sort of skill as a striker to look even remotely dangerous, or do ANYTHING on a pitch then yes. Vince has done nothing when he's been played, as he did(nt) last season. I'd be more inclined to stick Soro upfront.
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Post by northstokie on Dec 29, 2008 14:29:11 GMT
It really is a sad state of affairs - I nearly cried when I read this today...
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Post by victoriaboothenboy on Dec 29, 2008 14:29:54 GMT
We are doomed Mr.Banbury!!! We are fucking doomed!
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Post by RAF on Dec 29, 2008 14:34:28 GMT
Not only is Pericard a useless waste of fucking oxygen, he is a delusional cunter aswell.
Do his best? When has that useless lazy feckless twat ever done his best for us?
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Post by banburypotter on Dec 29, 2008 14:35:11 GMT
i would seriously hope that the hierarchy at stoke have read that and are as we speak putting a major effort in to get strikers in at 1 minute past midnight on Jan 1st, because we cannot wait til the end of january to sort it out.
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Dec 29, 2008 14:36:02 GMT
Not only is Pericard a useless waste of fucking oxygen, he is a delusional cunter aswell. Do his best? When has that useless lazy feckless twat ever done his best for us? H As I said on P&G last night, we should have sacked him when we had the chance and we would have saved £3500 a week!! |
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Post by redstriper on Dec 29, 2008 14:36:03 GMT
He reminds me of some of the hopefuls on X factor who think they can sing, have they never watched a video of themselves ?
Mind you, this sort of delusion starts at the very top.
Gordon actually believes he can manage the economy.
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Post by stokie25 on Dec 29, 2008 14:37:46 GMT
Not only is Pericard a useless waste of fucking oxygen, he is a delusional cunter aswell. Do his best? When has that useless lazy feckless twat ever done his best for us? H Like his performance isn't depressing enough...I think IT IS his best oh, agreed, he is also a useless, lazy, feckless twat |
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Post by RAF on Dec 29, 2008 14:43:37 GMT
I think you might be right.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Dec 29, 2008 14:44:24 GMT
Come on Vinny, I'll be behind you.
Not in a drop-the-soap-in-prison way, but booing him inner going do much good, is it.
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Post by stokie25 on Dec 29, 2008 14:46:59 GMT
Come on Vinny, I'll be behind you. Not in a drop-the-soap-in-prison way, but booing him inner going do much good, is it. I won't be booing him, would never boo a stoke player...I will be praying for him, though  |
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Post by jezzascfc on Dec 29, 2008 15:03:57 GMT
As I finished reading that, a small tear dripped down my cheek at the thought of Pericard once again pulling on a Stoke shirt! Please, please please can Kitson and Sidibe get fit really really quickly. |
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Post by dman on Dec 29, 2008 15:07:08 GMT
id rather have soares supporting cresweel against liverpool, or even peter coates supporting creswell, how depressing it seems
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Post by myleftboot on Dec 29, 2008 15:09:31 GMT
We are doomed with Pericard up front.
Trust me on this we need to do something in the transfer window.
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Post by pulisatemyhamster on Dec 29, 2008 15:22:04 GMT
surely we can get kitson or mama or a new striker in time for the liverpool game, the thought of this cock leading the line makes me shudder.
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Post by scfc147 on Dec 29, 2008 15:25:12 GMT
I am no expert i this matter but surely this is a breach of this Offenders Licence conditions which clearly stated he was not in any circumstances to impersonate anyone ever again!!!! Earth calling VINCENT!!!!!! Come In VINCENT!!!!! YOU ARE WANK!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2008 15:25:39 GMT
When Pericard came on yesterday I just wanted to go home, I feel so short changed whenever I see wingers sat on the bench with Cresswell on the wing, its so depressing, but then the thought of Pericard becoming our main striker for the next 3 games against 2 of the best teams in the Prem, OMG .
And lets be totally honest what striker would want to come to Stoke now we are in n obvious relegation battle. I thought wins against Hull Fulham and Blackburn and West Ham we would attract some quality in the transfer window. Now we will attract wannabes and all those sell by date players.
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Post by boothenendboy on Dec 29, 2008 15:29:06 GMT
When was the last time vince scored in a first team match?
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Post by scfc147 on Dec 29, 2008 15:33:55 GMT
If Pericard played for Juventus? So can I!!!
If Pericard played for Juventus? So can I!!!
If Pericard played for Juventus? So can I!!!
If Pericard played for Juventus? So can I!!!
If Pericard played for Juventus? So can I!!!
If Pericard played for Juventus? So can I!!!
If Pericard played for Juventus? So can I!!!
If Pericard played for Juventus? So can I!!!
If Pericard played for Juventus? So can I!!!
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Post by victoriaboothenboy on Dec 29, 2008 15:40:29 GMT
"When was the last time vince scored in a first team match? "
approx 1999
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Post by jpm64 on Dec 29, 2008 15:42:29 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2008 15:56:43 GMT
Pericard total 120 games 19 goals = a percentage of 0.15 goals per game in other words every 6.3 games he plays he will score one goal.
On that basis alone (not including FA Cup games) he will score against Man City, his next goal will then be against Middlesboro on 21 March and then again on 9th May against Hull.
He has more chance of being arrested for speeding being thrown in jail having a tag being released the tag falling off being re-arrested back into jail then let out again before saying give me a chance I will come good. LMAO
This was TPs first ever signing on his return to Stoke in June 2006 on a 3 year contract.
He has as much chance of scoring more than 3 goals this season in the league than I have of becoming an astronaut going to the moon whilst eating a corned beef sandwich, and as I dont like corned beef it aint gonna happen.
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Post by jpm64 on Dec 29, 2008 15:59:05 GMT
Why don't you like Corned Beef ??? I love it .... Nice thin slices with brown sauce |
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Dec 29, 2008 16:04:51 GMT
Hartlepool Utd must be shitting themselves, and Jamie Carragher and Sami Hypia will be having sleepless nights!
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Post by Northy on Dec 29, 2008 16:41:52 GMT
Sonko and Soares up front on Saturday unless we sign somebody before then.
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