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Post by kevkj on Dec 3, 2008 9:28:36 GMT
Come on confess did anyone else see the dirty Derby bitch sqatting in the cold on the wasteland near the Harvester blatantly gushing out her waste in front of all and sundry.
A touch of class not.
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Post by mistergumby on Dec 3, 2008 9:51:33 GMT
And I'll bet you've never taken the old fella out in public to pee against a wall or tree or whatever - especially if on the sauce with the lads? When you gotta go, you gotta go!
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Post by kevkj on Dec 3, 2008 9:54:26 GMT
Mister i have, but ive never seen the mrs drop her knickers and gush in front of hundreds with a pub 50 yards away.
Does your Mrs?
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Post by mistergumby on Dec 3, 2008 10:06:08 GMT
Got rid of her! Going off at a slight tangent here but there is a connection. She used to scream at the cat for being sick even after I pointed out that if you're at that point where you really need to pee, runny poo or blow chunks there's nothing you or medical science can do to stop it flowing. I also pointed out that the cat didn't speak English (or Chesterton dialect). You can see why we split can't you? Marrying that woman was the second worst mistake I ever made. But I digress...
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Post by eddyclamp on Dec 3, 2008 10:08:44 GMT
I saw her,you could see the steam rising from her arse,made me giggle
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Post by PONTAFCE on Dec 3, 2008 10:10:10 GMT
Dirty slag she wants shooting.
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Post by pea_tear_griffin on Dec 3, 2008 11:20:22 GMT
Didn't anyone video it?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 11:53:28 GMT
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Post by kevkj on Dec 3, 2008 11:56:43 GMT
Now thatw ould have been a idea,but not being a technological kind of guy getting my phone camera out was the last thought on my mind.
Maybe somebody did.
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leescfc84
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Post by leescfc84 on Dec 3, 2008 12:14:08 GMT
Thought you meant Carrol kissin that filthy badge at the end of the match
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Post by mermaidsal on Dec 3, 2008 12:21:58 GMT
I was wondering which bin this wanted to go in and since I can't find the right one I'd better leave it...  Poor girl, hope she's not reading this. Most females (apart from Paula Radcliffe) have an unerring instinct for where to find hedges in times of crisis... |
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Post by chinesedave on Dec 3, 2008 12:27:32 GMT
Got rid of her! Going off at a slight tangent here but there is a connection. She used to scream at the cat for being sick even after I pointed out that if you're at that point where you really need to pee, runny poo or blow chunks there's nothing you or medical science can do to stop it flowing. I also pointed out that the cat didn't speak English (or Chesterton dialect). You can see why we split can't you? Marrying that woman was the second worst mistake I ever made. But I digress... What's the first? |
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Post by Spud on Dec 3, 2008 12:44:59 GMT
Its a pitty someone didn't push her over.  |
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Post by kevkj on Dec 3, 2008 12:47:02 GMT
Hefty bint would have took some shifting lol.
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Post by mistergumby on Dec 3, 2008 12:48:19 GMT
Chinese Dave: You won't like this! The answer is - going to my first Stoke game in 1970! I was totally hooked and have been suffering the consequences ever since. I thought when my dad was dying and I then lost my job mid 90's that would be it with Stoke City. I thought when I moved to Canada that would be it. I thought when we ended up in Div 3 that would be it. But no. No - I just can't bloody well leave it alone, can I? It's cost me tens of thousands of pounds, friends, relationships, more time than Doctor Who's time thingy and I'm still bloody well here typing on this MB when I've got a million better things to be doing. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I'm going for a lie down now.
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Post by Spud on Dec 3, 2008 12:48:32 GMT
Could have got a snowplough, I'm sure there was one lying around after the weather.
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Post by lew86 on Dec 3, 2008 12:50:00 GMT
come on lads share the wealth ;D
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Post by armitagestokie on Dec 3, 2008 13:00:16 GMT
Thought she was pissing on a canoe and then realised it was the reflection of her fanny!
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Post by ihaveadream on Dec 3, 2008 13:35:14 GMT
When I saw the heading I thought this thread would be about Rob Styles.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 13:57:48 GMT
Did she drip dry afterwards then or was some poor unsuspecting sheep shagger licking her afterwards lmao
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Poor girl, hope she's not reading this. Most females (apart from Paula Radcliffe) have an unerring instinct for where to find hedges in times of crisis...
