Is the Brit the new Lourdes?

[trebor63]

Until very recently thousands of Catholics descended upon Lourdes because it was a magical place which had mysterious healing powers BUT has the Britannia stadium overtaken it in the miraculous healing stakes?

For years and years a certain French man has suffered with a terrible debilitating eye condition which has meant he can't see very much at all. The suffering has continued week after week as his team of hackers have suffered red card after red card but the poor French man failed to see anything wrong.

However one trip to the Brit and the French man has not only regained his site but he can see lots and lots of things that nobody else has seen. Either the French man has been gifted magical powers to make up for the years of blindness OR everyone else in the world has lost their site at the exact time Mr Wenger gained his.

One way or another I reckon if this story gets out we'll have coach loads of people from all over the world visiting the Brit to see if they too can be cured.

[Stoking The Fire]

Or maybe one small trip to the Brit makes turns even the best of men into a sad loser...

[bogus]

I'll need convincing. He only saw a Yellow, where the rest of the World saw Red

[sovietonion]

Arsehole Fingerer's questionable eyesight is covered in the latest 'Know Your Stereotypes' which although written prior to the match appears to be bob on with Arsene being blind as a bat....

However, I now I think it's from furious wanking over a 27000 pass move which went out for a throw in. ;D

[sovietonion]

And as for the new Lourdes, do you really think the Aussies would want to play England in those windy conditions?

[Godo]

It's Lourdes in reverse accordingly to Wanger - apparently we make the healthy lame!

[ted1965]

I think Wenger's eye problms come from his working in Japan for so long and the fact he's a world class wanker obviously it does make you go blind.