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Post by guernseydave on Nov 6, 2008 19:02:41 GMT
Dear Mr Wenger,
Putting aside you are a garlic munching cheese eating surrender monkey I feel the need to apologise on behalf of all Stoke fans for our disgraceful behaviour last weekend.
First of all I'm so sorry we won. Playing a team of your stature and Premiership quality I am at a loss as to how to explain our unexpected victory happened. I can only suggest it was an abberation that will not occur again. I appreciate that the pitch was not to your expected standard albeit within league guidelines, the wind might have been a little brisk and the temperature not that which is expected in the balmy capitol. The referee should obviously be chastised for giving any decisions against your European standard side and that any cards brandished should be rescinded forthwith. Especially as you obviously didn't see them. Furthermore I can only grovel that we dared to cross the half way line and promise next time we play you we shall not be so bold. As for the throw ins I suggest that maybe a limit of 5 meters be implemented at our next meeting. As for kicking the ball into the back of your net again I can only give you my heartfelt sympathies. I realise players of the magnitude and wallet size of your southern shandy drinking pooftahs should be protected at all times and I promise the Stoke players won't look at them in an aggressive manner again. And finally I can only surmise that our manager is at error suggesting that in the great words of Corporal Jones "They don't like it up em"
GD
P.S Fuck off you mardy Froggie C.U.N.T
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Post by ukcstokie on Nov 6, 2008 19:41:32 GMT
;D
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Post by OldStokie on Nov 6, 2008 20:24:51 GMT
My god! Is this an Oatcake rennaisance? Paul_Nantwich appearing [aka PaulSpencer] on his own thread and GD aktually posting one of his fun threads. Let the old [good] times roll.  I hope you will repeat those words when You meet Frenchie in another one of his drunken states. I can just see him now after he's pasted your arse big style outside O'Leary's and sent you back sulking to your settee.  BTW, your lack of commas made that letter almost unreadable. Phffft! PS. |
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Post by stokie25 on Nov 6, 2008 20:40:05 GMT
;D ;D ;D
Very good GD!
I hope Wenger humbly accepts our sincerest apologies...i feel disgraceful about our behaviour! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by crimesy on Nov 6, 2008 20:42:41 GMT
brilliant dave ;D
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Post by daverichards on Nov 6, 2008 20:46:17 GMT
It was mildly amusing , but you can do better 6/10
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