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Post by ricksastokie on Oct 24, 2008 22:56:47 GMT
My sister sent me this today and I thought it was brilliant.
alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item amant - Quantity; sum total ('Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend') assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ('That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day') branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ('Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?') cort a panda - A rather large hamburger Dan in the maff - Unhappy ('Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the maff') eye-eels - Women's shoes Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: 'Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working proper') Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island lafarjik - Lacking in energy ('I feel all lafarjik') OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ('I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig') Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday tan - The city of London, the big smoke webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ('Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour') wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ('I told ya a fazzand times already')
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Post by Dazzlerscfc on Oct 24, 2008 23:21:39 GMT
Fucking hell I've learnt a new language
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