Translation guide for Capello at the Brit today

[knowingeye]

Oatcake “Focaccina di farina d'avena”

Very cold and windy even in Summer “Molto freddo e ventoso anche nell'estate”

Why, why, why Delilah “Perché, perché, perché il Delilah”

Balti pie “Torta di Balti”

Flat back ten “Piatto posteriore dieci”

I don’t understand what I’m doing here “Non capisco che faccio qui”

Taxi to East Midlands Airport please "Il taxi all'aeroporto di Regioni Centrali Orientale per favore"

[Morg72]

;D What about a translation for the stoke fans,so we can uncerstand what them northern monkeys are singing, ???

[knowingeye]

Do they communicate? One here trying to get sky on prison tv.

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[JoeinOz]

If anyone sees him get me his autograph! Also thank him from me for the glorious memory of the 1994 European Cup final. I'm sure he's been waiting fourteen years to find out what I think!!!

[knowingeye]

Do you think Peter Coates would like his autograph?

[JoeinOz]

I suspect Mr Coates has already met Mr Capello.

[knowingeye]

Indeed, Soho Square perhaps.

[LDE76]

He may or may not find this useful, depending upon whether he really gets into the spirit of the occasion:

"Nell'interesse Pericard della scopata, ottenga fuori del vostro arse grasso e faccia qualcosa, voi twatgasket fucking inutile!"*


*It's from a Babelfish translation, so may not be entirely accurate.




Edit: don't bother translating it back - it just sounds bizarre

[knowingeye]

or translated back into English by FreeTranslation "In the interest Pericard of the swept, obtains outside your burnt fat and face something, you twatgasket useless f*****g"

[LDE76]

Yes, that's more or less the same.

[regattastokie]

Stupidly, scoparto is from the verb scopare which either means:

To sweep or
To fuck


Can get a little confusing I guess!

[LDE76]

The Italian version of The Sooty Show must be entertaining.