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JOKE
Jul 29, 2008 15:53:17 GMT
Post by avit on Jul 29, 2008 15:53:17 GMT
A mexican is walking home from work one night when he discovers an old lamp. He picks up the lamp and rubs it just try his luck and sure enough a genie pops out and says you have released me for that i will grant you 1 wish what shall it be. The mexican thinks about it and says i would like a lifetime supply of taquila.BANG your wish is granted. The mexican asks where is it then so the genie explains that everytime he urinates it will be the best tasting Taquila he has ever tasted. That night he arrives at home and goes to the toilet with a glass to test what the genie has told him and sure enough its the best tasting taquila he has ever tasted. He shouts his wife in to tell what has happened she thinks he is crazy untill she tasted it her self. That night they get absolutly blind drunk. The following night the man returns home and tells the wife to fetch 2 glasses we are getting on it again they get absolutly hammered again. The following night the man returns home and tells the wife to fetch 2 glasses we are getting on it again they get absolutly hammered again. The following night the man returns home and tells the wife to fetch 2 glasses we are getting on it again they get absolutly hammered again. The one evening the man returns and says fetch me 1 glass so the wife turns to him and says just the 1 glass? The answers yes just the 1! Well the wife says what about me.The husband replies tonight sweetheart you are drinking straight from the bottle.. ;D ;D ;D
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JOKE
Jul 29, 2008 15:54:38 GMT
Post by Brick-Top on Jul 29, 2008 15:54:38 GMT
Quite poor, heard worse though
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JOKE
Jul 29, 2008 15:59:05 GMT
Post by rockhead163 on Jul 29, 2008 15:59:05 GMT
would be better if it was cut in half. My eyes are burning
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JOKE
Jul 29, 2008 16:00:49 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2008 16:00:49 GMT
He's going to piss out a bottle of Tequila???
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JOKE
Jul 29, 2008 17:50:06 GMT
Post by pugster on Jul 29, 2008 17:50:06 GMT
One day a builder got home a little early, and found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage. He then secured the man's cock in a vice.
The man shitting himself screamed "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
"Nope," replied the builder, "You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
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JOKE
Jul 29, 2008 18:04:54 GMT
Post by boppa74 on Jul 29, 2008 18:04:54 GMT
Fat bird in a bar says to a bloke, "if you can guess my weight you can shag me" Bloke says, "about 93 stone you fat ugly bitch" "That's close enough you lucky bastard" she replies. ================================================== The wifes not speaking to me 'cause I wouldnt open the car door for her.........its not my fault, I just panicked and swam to the surface. ================================================== Just rung Dominoes Pizza and ordered a thin and crusty supreme.. Fuckin Diana Ross turned up. ================================================= That'll do for now.
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JOKE
Jul 29, 2008 18:09:37 GMT
Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 29, 2008 18:09:37 GMT
Boppa, some owd un´s but good try.
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JOKE
Jul 29, 2008 18:20:32 GMT
Post by boppa74 on Jul 29, 2008 18:20:32 GMT
Boppa, some owd un´s but good try. I know, sorry They're just a couple i've had via the medium of text message this week. I'll try get some better ones.
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