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Jul 24, 2008 9:01:11 GMT
Post by scfc147 on Jul 24, 2008 9:01:11 GMT
A man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big passionate kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, 'Who the hell was that?'
'Oh,' replies the husband, 'that's my mistress.'
'Well, that's the last straw,' says the wife. 'I've had enough, I want a divorce.'
'I can understand that,' replies her husband, 'but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.'
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
'Who's that woman with Jim?' asks the wife.
'That's his mistress,' says her husband.
'Ours is much prettier,' she replies.
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Jul 24, 2008 10:10:38 GMT
Post by broadwayroundabout on Jul 24, 2008 10:10:38 GMT
;D ;D
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Jul 24, 2008 14:18:20 GMT
Post by pugster on Jul 24, 2008 14:18:20 GMT
A professor was asked to give a talk on 'sex'.
When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure . . ."
And sat back down.
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Jul 24, 2008 14:21:45 GMT
Post by pugster on Jul 24, 2008 14:21:45 GMT
I got kicked out of school a few years back. The headmaster caught me behind the bike shed, fingering one of the girls from my class.
When I was leaving, he said it was a pity, because he reckoned I was the best Maths teacher the school had ever seen.
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Jul 24, 2008 16:06:11 GMT
Post by stokiebert on Jul 24, 2008 16:06:11 GMT
There were three in the bed and the little one said "when the fuck's my turn !
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