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Post by DansViews on Jul 18, 2008 21:13:05 GMT
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh sh * t, it's Global Warming.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you d * ckhead.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ar * e
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy
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Post by craig67 on Jul 19, 2008 11:50:23 GMT
Isn't that really just rehashing other peoples work into something else?
I'll have a go:
I hate the Vale,
The Vale hate me,
I don't give a shit,
I'll hit 'em with a tree.
Crap,I'll admit,but at least original.
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Post by Chunky Lover! on Jul 19, 2008 18:01:28 GMT
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was really red
The reason for this was
It had a pick-axe in its head
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jul 19, 2008 18:44:35 GMT
Fergie had a little twat
He played him on the wing
Till Dicko kicked him in row Z
And told him Im the king
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 19, 2008 18:56:23 GMT
Spider, spider on the wall.
Ain't you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered?
Now you're stuck you silly bastard
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
She was very very good,
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a
Waterfront condo and a sports car.
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall...
There'll be no sticks of dynamite and no f**king wall
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came, she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep
Little boy blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
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