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Post by Hiram on Jul 16, 2008 8:20:16 GMT
for no man... I went to see him live last night - it was ace. I just needed to share that with someone, thanks for listening.
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Post by Hiram on Jul 16, 2008 22:29:43 GMT
Uncle Vernon Uncle Vernon Independent as a Hog on ice He's a big shot down there At the slaughterhouse He plays accordion For Mr.Weiss
Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William Made a Million during World War II But they're tightwads And they're Cheap skates And they'll never Give a dime to you
Auntie Mame Has gone Inside She lives in The doorway of an old hotel And the Radio's playing opera and All she ever says Is go to Hell.
Uncle Violet Flew as a pilot He said there Ain't no pretty Girls in France Now he runs a Tidy little Bookie joint they say He never Keeps it in his pants
Uncle Bill Will never leave a will And the tumor is as Big as an egg He has a mistress She's Puerto Rican And i heard she has A wooden leg.
Uncle Phil Can't live without his pills He has emphysema and He's almost blind And we must find out Where the money is Get it now Before he loses his mind
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Post by jugger on Jul 16, 2008 22:57:25 GMT
..off to Edinburgh in a couple of weeks. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D with GSB J8-)
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Post by corkster on Jul 19, 2008 7:27:48 GMT
He's bloody good in 'Down by Law'
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