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Post by paula_m on Jul 14, 2008 10:10:59 GMT
I was due for a cancer smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking. After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter saved inside it.' !!!!!!!! I'm NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!  |
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Post by salopstick on Jul 14, 2008 10:12:50 GMT
 wish mrs would make the effort |
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Post by Chunky Lover! on Jul 14, 2008 11:43:42 GMT
;D
Pisser
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Post by jonesinamillion on Jul 14, 2008 12:02:42 GMT
Pisser, did that really happen?
Bet the doc was well impressed!
What you got lined up in 3(?) years time, party poppers! LOL
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Post by frasier37 on Jul 14, 2008 12:03:58 GMT
Didn't the penny drop when he said.... do ya wanna be in my gang There can't be many that can say they've had glitter between their legs ;D  |
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Post by StatesideStokie on Jul 14, 2008 13:15:19 GMT
Did he call you a flashy twat? ;D
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Post by scfcmatt on Jul 14, 2008 13:35:38 GMT
Doctors get to be perverts and get paid for it! I get arrested  What is the world coming to |
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Post by Bick on Jul 14, 2008 20:26:41 GMT
Weren't you curious when he donned the pair of sunglasses mid examination?  |
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Post by BuzzB on Jul 14, 2008 21:57:49 GMT
stunner ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
thats just lightened the gloom over the mail/Carson story! ;D ;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Jul 14, 2008 22:02:01 GMT
lmto, brilliant ;D
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Post by daverichards on Jul 14, 2008 22:03:23 GMT
just emailed this to my wife's work addy, with instructions to pass round her office .
it'll be round the whole world in a few days
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Post by powchirper on Jul 14, 2008 22:04:42 GMT
Pisser, was try to get the punch-line but didnt think of that. ;D
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Post by victoriaboothenboy on Jul 14, 2008 22:07:04 GMT
Great story Paula!. LOL . doubt if its true but have some Karma for lightening the night up
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 15, 2008 0:02:37 GMT
Fantastic! ;D
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Post by paula_m on Jul 15, 2008 0:40:25 GMT
Pisser, did that really happen? Bet the doc was well impressed! What you got lined up in 3(?) years time, party poppers! LOL Great story Paula!. LOL . doubt if its true but have some Karma for lightening the night up don't tell everyone but no it wasn't true but I just had to share it with you as it made me howl laughing ;D ta for the karma though |
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Post by tijuanabrass on Jul 15, 2008 3:44:22 GMT
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Post by swampySCFC on Jul 15, 2008 9:34:16 GMT
Just think if that happened to a fella he could go on to Stars in Their Japs Eyes
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Post by paula_m on Jul 15, 2008 10:13:08 GMT
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wish mrs would make the effort
What is the world coming to
